And before all the guests at Bossy’s Poverty Party can say it first, no, Bossy can’t afford crabs.
But crabs are also her daughter’s favorite thing, and last June Bossy promised her daughter a stack of crabs for doing such a good job in school. Last June. And so that promise rolled downhill unattended all this time, finally picking up speed when it became the focus on a list of possible Spring Break treats.
So last night Bossy and her husband and her daughter and her mother went to a restaurant for crabs. And it was lovely. So sue them.