Every day it’s the same thing. Bossy climbs out of bed before 5:30 a.m. and stumbles down the stairs to do some writing, where writing equals She googles stuff.
First Bossy checks the weather:
And then Bossy checks CNN for all the important developing news stories:
Then Bossy scours the headlines for the day’s politics:
For a minute Bossy considers writing a post about ways to
cut government spending feel-up President O’Boyfriend because it was so very popular the last time she did that.
Before leaving the CNN site, Bossy makes sure there is absolutely nothing she can use to inspire the day’s post.
Next Bossy checks in with Facebook to see if her son has posted any new photos:
Before leaving Facebook, Bossy decides to see if one of her high school friends has a Facebook account since she appeared in one of Bossy’s dreams over the weekend:
All this friend searching reminds Bossy it’s been a while since she’s googled her friend Angela Adams:
Which leads us to the approximate minute Bossy tucks herself back into bed for the day and maybe the week or possibly the year.