Is there a single soul left who doesn’t know Oprah and KFC partnered to offer everyone in America a free dinner in the form of a downloadable coupon?
But did you know that now KFC and Oprah are saying due to overwhelming response, they are unable to redeem the coupon? Because Bossy supposes when they offered to buy everyone in America dinner, KFC and Oprah didn’t think everyone in America was an overwhelming amount of people.
Oprah’s website now says something along the lines of, “But you can still haul your coupon into KFC for a rain check coupon, all you have to do is fill out a form and attach your original coupon and hand it to a branch manager and then dive through a ring of fire,” which sounds like entertainment to Bossy — and maybe she’ll do just that this Saturday night after removing her own spleen with a plastic condiment spoon.
Regardless, KFC’s original offer was for two free pieces of chicken, two free sides, and a free biscuit. But Bossy thinks this bit of KFC generosity is also known as population culling.