The other day Bossy was watching one of her favorite television shows, Bringing Home Baby, a look at a family’s first 48 hours home with their newborn, which Bossy loves because it makes Bossy feel instantly better about her own life, much like an imagined shot of heroin except more lethal, when all of the sudden this commercial came on:
The voiceover says, “Her brain will triple in size by the time she’s two,”
The voiceover goes on, “Introducing new Nestle Juicy Juice Brain Development with DHA,”
The voiceover continues, “DHA is an essential building block for her brain to develop,”
Then the voiceover is all, “So she can shine a little more every day.”
Although it’s intriguing, this idea you can now pour sippy cups of Brain Development — and about that, gah has juice advanced since Bossy was a young mom and it rotted teeth — but Bossy has another IQ-elevating suggestion for this commercial family: you may want to introduce another word besides nose.