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A Hump Day Giveaway.

Yesterday Bossy created a little chart of her friends and their random asparagus facts, and many readers expressed an interest in finding out which asparagus fact corresponded to which friend, where many readers equals maybe one person — and perhaps that wasn’t interest, maybe that was a yawn.

So! Back by popular demand! Bossy’s friend/asparagus game! This time Bossy is offering a prize to the reader who correctly matches all three Bossy friends to their asparagus fact!

If more than one person guesses correctly, Bossy will select a random winner.

The prize? Bossy would love to buy the winner a Microplane Zester Grater. Bossy realizes it’s not an X-Box or a camera or a printer or a pair of gah forbid Danskos — but Bossy thinks the Microplane will change your life nonetheless, and sister mercy one size fits all.

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Who’s in? Good luck!

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Contest Closed

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  1. I’m in:
    Wendy – Lost three pounds of water weight in one night
    Eric – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha – Growing asparagus for the first time

    Thanks for the contest, Bossy.

  2. I agree…
    Wendy – Lost three pounds of water weight in one night
    Eric – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha – Growing asparagus for the first time

  5. Oooh, I’d love to win a microplaner! My guess:
    Wendy: asparagus as diuretic
    Eric: growing asparagus
    Martha: travelled to Germany

  6. Eric-growing asparagus (sorry that sounds so perverted)

    Martha-asparagus weight loss guru

    Wendy-German spargeling pro

  7. Wendy—Reminded Bossy that asparagus is diuretic
    Eric—-traveled to Germany
    Martha—Growing Asparagus

  8. Wendy – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Eric – lost 3 pounds of water weight
    Martha – growing asparagus for the first time

  9. Martha went to Germany
    Eric is growing asparagus
    Wendy says that asparagus is a diuretic

  10. Wendy – Growing asparagus
    Martha – lost three pounds in one night (wow need to up my asparagus intake)
    Eric – Ate German asparagus

    Yeah!! Thanks Bossy!

  11. Eric went to Germany
    Martha’s growing the stuff
    Wendy lost the weight!

    Thanks Bossy

  12. Wendy-growing asparagus for the first time
    Eric-traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha-lost three pounds of water weight

  13. Eric – He traveled to Germany during Spargel season.
    Martha – Growing asparagus in her garden for the first time.
    Wendy – She reminded Bossy that asparagus is a diuretic after she lost 3 pounds of water weight in one night.

  14. Wendy-growing asparagus for the first time
    Eric-traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha-lost three pounds of water weight

    Oh btw…after eating so much asparagus in the past week have you noticed your pee smells sort of like cat pee?

  15. Wendy – Lost three pounds of water weight
    Eric – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha – Growing asparagus.

  16. Wendy = Spargel.
    Eric = new grower.
    Martha = diuretic.
    rockle = thinks asparagus is gross because of what it does to the smell of pee, which is not all that great to begin with.

  20. I think they’re listed in order because I imagine Bossy to be lazy like that. So…

    Wendy=Germany
    Eric=Garden
    Martha=Water weight

  22. Wendy lost weight (I like the alliteration)
    Martha’s growing asparagus (because she’s Martha)
    Eric went to Germany (being chauvinistic because I doubt Eric cares about three pounds, and most men don’t garden)

  24. I dunno who said what, and I already have a serious relationship with a microplane and am a one microplane woman…. but it must be said that Martha may shed water weight or groove in her garden, but it doesn’t take a trip to Germany to see that she has some rockin’ hair. That’s all I care about!

  25. Fun!
    Wendy = Lost 3 pounds
    Eric = Traveled to Germany
    Martha = Growing asparagus for the first time

  26. Wendy is growing asparagus
    Eric went to Germany
    Martha knew about the diuretic

    Little Miss Sunshine State detests asparagus and just wrote a two-part post with pictures of stunning German pastries. Coincidence? I think not.

  28. This is exactly what Grandma J thinks:

    Wendy—Reminded Bossy that asparagus is diuretic
    Eric—-traveled to Germany
    Martha—Growing Asparagus

  29. I think the photos match up with the descriptions…so Wendy travelled, Eric is growing asparagus, and Martha lost weight. It’s a long shot, but it would be tricky to do that. And I am putting my money (or Microplane, as it were) on tricky.

  30. This reminds me of the scene in The Princess Bride where the two guys are trying to decide which cup of wine has the poison.

    I think Bossy is being extra clever by putting the right fact next to the friend and everybody’s matched up correctly as is.

  32. either your friends are completely transparent, or we are all living in the matrix; i too believe that martha is trying out a new crop, eric is the world traveler, and wendy experienced an unexpected cleanse in the night…

  33. Wendy is growing asparagus
    Eric went to Germany
    Martha lost the water weight
    PS # 30, Carson, “Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha… “

  34. Yep, Wendy traveled to Germany, Eric is a first-time grower (of asparagus) and Martha is familiar with its water-retention benefits — or lack thereof.

  35. OK, I’m going to be the ultra-original one here and say that Wendy lost the weight, Eric went to Germany and Martha’s garden is the source of all that serendipitous asparagus you’ve been coming by lately. I’d mix things up more but I really covet that microplane!

  36. I think ERIC went to Germany during Spargal season
    I think MARTHA lost the water weight
    and WENDY is growing it in her garden

  37. 1.) Wendy lost the water weight.
    2.) Eric went to Germany.
    3.) Martha is growing a lovely asparagus garden.

    Original, I know, but there’s only so much you can do with 3 choices.

  38. I’m tired of everyone sending Eric to Germany. I’m gonna flip things around, for my own amusement because what do *I* know about what Bossy’s friends do?

    I’m sending Martha to Germany. Have fun!
    Eric is ecstatic about the weight loss.
    Which leaves Wendy being asparagus-growing earth mother.

    And Bossy that wasn’t a yawn; thanks for noting the question and doing the followup.

    Thanks to the commenters who mentioned asparagus pee so I didn’t have to. I remember being shocked, shocked I tell you, when my very refined mother made an asparagus pee joke once.

  39. Wendy equals diuretics, Eric travels to Germany and Martha is growing asparagus. I have no clue. I know nothing about these people but I have wanted one of those for a LONG time. I never run across them in the store. Guess if I don’t win here I can order it online. Thanks and have a wonderful day and pick ME

  40. Martha mentioned the diuretics. Eric went to Germany for the white stuff, and Wendy is growing it in her garden.

  41. Hmmm, guess I’d have to reread a few years worth of posts to be accurate, but to guess:
    Eric: Germany
    Wendy: three pounds
    Martha (still love her hair): growing in garden

  47. I just woke up — whaa? Wendy took Martha to Germany to buy asparagus for Eric who lost three pounds peeing in his garden?

    Do I win?

  49. OK, here goes:
    I think it was Eric in Germany who emailed Martha about it’s diuretic weight-shedding properties, while simultaneously smuggling out seeds for Wendy’s garden.

    If I happen win the microplane, send it to Foolery–maybe it’ll wake her up!

    (and I already got one for Christmas)

  50. Eric-growing asparagus in his garden

    Martha-asparagus as a diuretic

    Wendy-Germany

  52. I know I have no chance, but here goes.

    Wendy – diuretic
    Martha – Germany
    Eric – growing

    It seems so obvious that Eric went to Germany that I’m hoping it isn’t true!

  53. Wendy – Lost three pounds of water weight in one night
    Eric – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha – Growing asparagus for the first time

    It feels so silly to be writing this down 🙂

  57. Martha – diuretic
    Eric – Germany
    Wendy – growing it
    Adam – should win American Idol

  58. My friends and I love that it makes your pee smell. We are a tight bunch.

    Eric- traveled to Germany
    Martha-reminded you it was a diuretic
    Wendy- growing it for the first time

  59. Wendy = weight loss due to asparagus consumption
    Eric = Spargel
    Marth = growing asparagus like no body’s business

  60. Wendy looks like the healthy type who would shed 3 pounds just by looking at an asparagus

    Going to Germany for an asparagus festival? I’m tempted to say Martha but it’s quite a blokey thing to do, so Eric

    Martha always sounds so organised, I suspect her of an asparagus patch. I’m envious, just waiting for that house, the one I’m not going to move out of ever to start my own patch. Sad, hey?

    The nice thing about being away for a month is: Boss night. Having a catch up on you now, got my popcorn.

  62. I don’t know who said what- but found this just now and thought you’d like it-
    Woman beaten up over asparagus prices
    Reuters – Mon May 18, 3:35 PM ET

    BERLIN (Reuters) – German police are searching for a motorist who beat a 24-year-old woman selling white asparagus because he was upset about her asking price for the coveted springtime vegetable, police said on Monday.

  63. Wendy – Lost three pounds of water weight in one night
    Eric – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Martha – Growing asparagus for the first time

    At this point in life my only goal is to make a lemon curd one of these days — I need this zester!!

  65. Please oh please oh please tell me you are going to do an artichoke version. I have a little known fact about me and artichokes. It’s a humdinger. Word.

  66. Ooooh, artichokes…

    But asparagus on the grill was on the menu tonight, YUM! And I love the shot of the micro and cheese! I’ll take a shot:
    Wendy the (weight) loser
    Eric likes Spaetzle with his asparagus
    Martha hopes her asparagus is just as great as, well, Martha’s!

  70. Your pee definately smells after you eat asparagus. You don’t even need to eat alot of it.

  73. Holy mother of pearl. All the Wendys and Marthas and Asparagi are swirling around in my head. Germany. Diuretics. Adult-Onset-ADD.

    If Bossy comes out sane after keeping track of all these responses, I’m planting an asparagus garden the likes of which have never been seen, diuretic or no.

    BTW, we have asparagus farms here, and it also grows wild on our shore line, that is until aging parents run over the stalks with their John Deere bushhog.

  74. yeay!! Fun!! I think that the person who said each fact is right next to their fact. The left side matched the right side. 🙂

  75. Could it be?

    Wendy – Lost three pounds of water weight in one night
    Eric – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    martha – Growing asparagus for the first time

    Just give me the zester, please. I really want one and I’ve been home with a sick (and dramatic) 11yo girl for 7 long days.

  78. Bossy, I can’t stand it one more SECOND!
    I’ve dragged Julia Child off the shelf and dragggin myself into the kitchen. The next thing that crosses these lips is hollandaise sauce and spargel (which I HOPE is german for asparagus!) 10:15 pm isn’t too late for hollandaise is it?

    I sure hope there’s enough room in that microplane for me and a couple of friends. I hate flying commercial.

  79. Mmmmm, I *love* asparagus. Have you made asparagus soup? It’s just… oh, heavenly. My husband makes it with the ends of the ‘gus, the ones that snap off, and a bunch of cream. Asparagus is also great when cooked on a George Foreman grill!

    Okay, on to the meat of this little message… Eric ate asparagus in Germany, Wendy lost 3 lbs. eating it and it made her very happy, and Martha, who rocks the pink hair, has got little green shoots of it coming up in her garden. I really would love to drink gin from the cat bowl with you ladies someday!

  80. Eric – travelled to Germany
    Wendy – lost three pounds in one night, due to asparagii diuretic effect
    Martha – growing asparagus for the first time.

    >shrug< worth a try!

  82. Eric-diuretic
    Wendy-garden
    Martha-Germany
    Heather-winner of fancy microplane zester

  83. Wendy lost 3lbs
    Eric went to Germany
    Martha is growing asparagus for the 1st time

  84. Be sure to tell us in detail how much gin or whatever sustenance was required to sort through all these responses, all the while muttering (shouting? slurring?) that you’d never ever do this again.

  86. Eric went to Germany
    Martha is growing asparagus
    Wendy lost 3 pounds one night

  87. Martha – Lost three pounds of water weight in one night
    Wendy – Traveled to Germany during Spargel
    Eric – Growing asparagus for the first time