This past weekend, Bossy’s Dane Stella celebrated her fourth birthday, and here’s how: first the family left her out in the rain:
And then Bossy’s family left her out on the porch because she smelled like — and this is difficult to believe — wet dog:
And then it was time to present Stella with her annual birthday card:
And then the family left Stella alone for the day while they went out with an old family friend and then they fed Stella her dinner too late and she threw up. On to year five.
If you want to read about how Stella came to be, click here. Happy Monday, y’all.