Welcome to Stella Theater, an Off-Off sister mercy is it ever off Broadway production. In the first act, we find 3-year-old Great Dane Stella playing the part of road kill:
In the second act, 3-year-old Great Dane Stella plays the part of an undomesticated animal trapped in a jungle inside a rain forest wrapped in a tropic:
In the third act, we find 3-year-old Great Dane Stella playing the part of, well, road kill:
Little Miss Sunshine State says
July 30, 2009 at 8:47 amAnd the O-O-OBIE for best actress playing roadkill goes to STELLA!!!
Momo Fali says
July 30, 2009 at 8:47 amI only wish my dogs would play the part of roadkill. Instead, they prefer to act like psychotic tasmanian devils on speed. Labs. The only dogs for which you need to drink your coffee before you can face them.
L says
July 30, 2009 at 9:03 amI agree with #2. Only I need more then just coffee.
Gia says
July 30, 2009 at 9:04 amStella looks so relaxed. I have two labs and am with Momo Fali – they never relax until they pass out at night. They are both relentless about playing fetch – they wear me out.
vuboq says
July 30, 2009 at 9:04 amvuboq *hearts* stella.
Hokie Deb (www.WebSavyMom.com) says
July 30, 2009 at 9:11 am–>I think Stella needs to double her one-woman show and add Bossy’s Daughter.
http://www.WebSavyMom.com
Lee says
July 30, 2009 at 9:12 amOMG, Stella is almost as flat as she is tall. Excellent model qualifications, perhaps Bossy can improve the Poverty Party somehow with all these mad acting and modelling skillz?
BossysMom says
July 30, 2009 at 9:20 amyou obviously don’t understand “method” acting.
The Stella school is founded on it.
MariaV says
July 30, 2009 at 9:30 amBossy’s Dane isn’t just Great, she gives Tony award worthy performances.
Amber Lee says
July 30, 2009 at 9:39 amShe looks even more pony like when she is lying down
Florida Liz says
July 30, 2009 at 9:39 amLOL.. that’s just like my dawg. She hangs out in the front yard and I use the same reference:.. “You look like road kill and now there’s vultures circling” (vultures are a common sight down here..yulch) And she chases lizards in the bushes so all I can see is her tail and head bouncing around.
Debby says
July 30, 2009 at 10:11 amI’m with #9, a TONY is in Stella’s future!
The Zadge says
July 30, 2009 at 10:19 amI hope Stella doesn’t watch The Harry Show a.k.a I will destroy your house as soon as you walk out the door Theatre – she might pick up some bad habits.
JennyM says
July 30, 2009 at 10:35 amHey! In the Forest, she isn’t standing there and letting the plants rub over her head is she? Our giant hound/equine mix likes to find a nice bush or tree with branches at head/back height and stand under them, swaying back and forth with this dopey, blissed-out look on his face. (He particularly likes Christmastime, as there is a nice prickly tree RIGHT THERE IN THE HOUSE for him to stick his head in ever-so-gently.) We’ve never seen another dog do that.
David says
July 30, 2009 at 11:07 amBrava! {throws bouquets made of snausages}
Kris says
July 30, 2009 at 11:19 amOur border collie needs to hang out with Stella. He has issues with the constant need to herd things (cattle, cats, kids). He gets depressed if he can’t herd.
Liz Dranow says
July 30, 2009 at 11:38 amHmmm. I’ve got a 17 year old miniature poodle who very much attempts to imitate Stella’s *stellar* (sorry!) roadkill performance, while I’ve got a 1 year old Goldendoodle who does the Tasmanian Devil on Meth thing (except for when she decided that all of a sudden it’s time to be roadkill…). Stella is just poetry in motion (or poetry in repose, as the case may be…).
Cheri @ Blog This Mom! says
July 30, 2009 at 12:19 pmA Tony for Stella is in the bag where in the bag equals in my imagination.
Dandy says
July 30, 2009 at 12:20 pmSTELLA!
Stacey Ball says
July 30, 2009 at 12:30 pmWhisky goes between his role as roadkill and stegosaurus.
MAYBELLINE says
July 30, 2009 at 1:15 pmI can’t imagine life without a big dog.
Reeb says
July 30, 2009 at 3:57 pmStella is about 1/2″ wide except where her hip bones are.
And is there really a photo #2? I can’t see it, not even a broken link.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
July 30, 2009 at 6:13 pmStella, may I please have an autographed 8×10 glossy headshot? For my celebrity wall, you diva, you.
Audrey at Barking Mad says
July 30, 2009 at 6:41 pmI’d throw roses at her but I think she’d prefer some giant milkbones!
Stella, when you get a chance, can I have your pawprint?
Mr Farty says
July 30, 2009 at 7:02 pmStella sure is a beautiful horse. Even as roadkill.
Lesley says
July 31, 2009 at 12:14 pmStella. *swoooooon*
foolery says
July 31, 2009 at 3:30 pmEnjoyed the “Late Night Stella Cam.” And there are a lot of famous actresses who have built careers playing roadkill.
Cameron Diaz, for instance.
natalie says
August 2, 2009 at 12:20 amstella gave a stellar performance. you should charge folks to walk through your backyard to see her.