Bossy will get right to the point, since by the time you read this, Bossy will be in the car on her way to camp in Vermont — so if you read this in the morning Bossy will be driving to Vermont, and if you read this in the afternoon Bossy will be driving to Vermont, and possibly if you don’t get to this blog post until next Tuesday sister mercy Bossy will still be on her way to fooking Vermont.
Vermont. Every year, this is the location Bossy and her family go to camp, where camp equals read and wrap stuff in bacon. Bossy and her family used to camp in a tent, but last year they got spoiled with a pop-up trailer sponsorship, where spoiled equals lord it may be off the ground but it is still living outside for a week.
This year Bossy and her family are renting their pop-up trailer due to the economy, and when Bossy says due to the economy she really means who knows, but that seems to be the excuse everybody used when Bossy tried to round up a pop-up sponsorship this time around.
Press this link if you want to see and read about Bossy’s exact camping set-up, since it won’t have changed since last year — except for the part where Bossy is now using her own money to camp and do stuff like poo in a concrete communal rest room, due to the economy.
And press this link if you want to know why Bossy and her family choose camping vacations to begin with — and no it isn’t strictly financial! OK, yes it is.
Bossy admits to being enamored of her friends and the different, glamorous ways they spend their summer vacations, and oh — remember a bazillion years ago when Bossy was going to get right to the point? Here it comes.
It’s time for another round of Match Game! This time Bossy gives you a list of her friends and a list of vacation facts, and you have to match the friend with their vacation fact!
And what do you win?
Bossy apologizes in advance. She is giving away some of the swag she received at her blog conference, where swag equals have you ever played that crane game in an arcade? And you plug one quarter after another into the machine just for the chance to swing that crane around and pick up a stuffed purple elephant the size of your fist when that stuffed purple elephant is manufactured for less money than the original quarter?
That’s like Bossy’s conference swag, except in this equation, baby, the quarters are airfare and hotel rates and conference fees.
So! Yay! The winner will receive:
What is it? Darned if Bossy knows and she can’t open the package to find out because, hello, giveaway prize! But it looks like a bunch of files and maybe a larger accordion file to put them in and a ledger notebook and some clippy things or maybe they are fishing weights because sister mercy this thing will cost more for Bossy to ship than it is worth.
The second prize is this:
Why it’s the Limited Edition Robert Osborne bobble head, although Bossy is fairly certain the folks at TCM just repurposed the leftover Bill Clinton dolls.
To win simply match all three of Bossy’s friends with their correct vacation fact. If more than one person guesses correctly, assuming more than one person enters the giveaway and please enter because it’s all the dignity that remains for Bossy’s sleeping outside ass, Bossy will employ the random number generator to select the winner at the end of the weekend.
Got it? That’s three friends, one random number generator, and a winner. Who’s in?