Last night Bossy and her family went to the cheesy Philadelphia institution, Pat’s Steaks. The Bossy family schooled Bossy’s son’s delightful girlfriend in the protocol of placing an order, along the lines of extra whiz wit (extra cheese whiz, fried onions.)
The best part was the guy taking the orders, who got on Bossy’s daughter’s case for ordering a cheesesteak with provolone. He offered to make her a cheesesteak she could return if she wasn’t 100% satisfied. He managed to talk one of the least adventurous eaters in the world into a gooey cheese whiz steak, and Bossy is thinking about marrying him.