The other day Bossy’s husband announced a spending freeze, which Bossy finds interesting because she doesn’t remember the part where she was allowed a spending heat. Why, Bossy’s husband, why? It’s not as if Bossy was about to purchase a few clothing items to round out her fall wardrobe! Nope, Bossy wasn’t about to purchase a few items at all. She was about to purchase a few items times one bazillion.
Considering her economic crisis, Bossy’s only fashion defense was to clean out her closet in order to clearly see all of the fall trends she doesn’t possess.
Shall we begin?
The first fall 2009 trend Bossy wants to talk about is leggings:
Leggings are back, and Bossy is happy to report she still has her pair from over a decade ago because that’s just the kind of attention Bossy pays to updating her closet:
The next fall 2009 fashion trend is referred to as the boyfriend jacket since it’s not just a blazer — it’s unstructured and roomy enough to allow for layering:
And Bossy is pleased to report she also has one of these!
In order to carry forth with the next trend, Bossy would like to recall the photo from above:
This fall is all about big and bold around the neck area, either by mixing and matching various chains or with one necklace that makes a statement:
The next trend is all about sequins found on everyday garments, such as this skirt:
Bossy also has a sequined skirt! Minus the sequins!
Next Bossy would like to focus on the fall 2009 boot trend, which is all about flat and plain and as tall as your thighs will allow:
In terms of jeans this fall, denim is available in a range from flared to straight, but always seem to feature lots of activity around the hiney pocket region:
The next trend Bossy would like to discuss is the reemergence of flannel and plaid — except this isn’t your grandpa’s grunge, this time around it’s all about formfitting:
Next up we have the ruffle trend:
Which brings us to the last trend of the fall 2009 fashion season. Not because it actually is the last trend, but because if this post takes Bossy any longer these trends will have gone back out of style.
The last trend is all about the one-shoulder look. Sadly, Bossy has no equivalent in her wardrobe – unless you count all of the t-shirts Bossy still has, the t-shirts she cut the sleeves off of because that? That was so 1984.