These two words, that’s what Bossy saw when she opened her email program last night. Bossy gathered herself in hopeful anticipation, although believe you her, Bossy is no stranger to sweet nothings, where sweet nothings equals sister mercy mostly with the nothings, hold the sweet.
So Bossy read on, “My name is Andaline,honest and nice looking girl .”
Nice to meet you, Andaline, is it? Andaline who sometimes forfeits space after punctuation and sometimes adds too much? That Andaline?
“i am 25yrs old 160cm tall,” wrote Andaline.
Andaline continues, “i am chocolate skinned,with brown eye balls.”
“i am looking for a man who can be a true friend and a close confidant,so i checked the site of acquaintance and found your profile very interesting.”
“Remember age and distance should not be a barrier to finding true love,it should not limit us from discovering the beauty that lies in between us ok?”
In other news, Bossy would like to announce the winner of her $100 gift certificate for Yummie Tummie: congratulations Maggie! Bossy sent you an email.
For the rest of the class, as a thank you for participating, Yummie Tummie would like to extend a 20% discount on their featured Skinny Tank. Simply enter the following top secret discount code when checking out: SKINNYTANK. The offer is good until Sept 30th.