One night two weeks ago, Bossy’s friend Martha cut Bossy’s daughter’s hair, and many of you have written to express interest in how this haircut turned out — and when Bossy says many of you have written she is mostly talking about Martha, who expressed her own curiosity and regret at having wielded scissors that many wines into the night.
It all began when Bossy’s daughter was complaining about her long knots with hair, and how difficult this was to manage twice a week when trying to maneuver the mess into a nazi ballet bun. Bossy’s daughter expressed her longing for a short bob, and before you could say more red wine? Bossy and her mother and Bossy’s friend Martha were setting up a makeshift salon in Bossy’s kitchen.
Ultimately Bossy’s daughter had to sacrifice the idea of a short bob since her hair must remain long enough to capture in a bun — so instead Bossy’s friend Martha opted for a shoulder-length cut with long layers.
And the good news is the result is darling! To prove it, Bossy asked her daughter to pose for a photo! And it was so convenient because Bossy and her daughter were on their way somewhere! Also Bossy was driving! And Bossy’s daughter was all, “Right this second?”
And then Bossy was all, “No, you can’t see the shape of the haircut. Look straight ahead.”
And then Bossy was all, “No, because now you can’t see the front. Turn this way. Right over here. Turn to the side. Bossy’s daughter? Bossy’s daughter?”