Nobody else has said it yet, but Yes. Don’t a lot of people aspire to have a hand job.. er a job that uses only their ha… oh never mind. YES that looks fun.
How perfectly bizarre, especially the last contraption!!
If we could put our energy into repairing the environment instead of dreaming up outrageous new mousetraps for a bored and spoiled society……
(I’m packing up the soapbox….)
Holey Moley! Who invents these things, anyway? Not that the products surprise me. I’ve worked on a few catalogs that sold stuff like that. Fun. And weird.
I wonder about the hand job and the bizzare items every time I thumb through a Sky Mall magazine.
P.S. Thanks Ambry, my day will now be spent trying to get that song out of my head.
Hold on a sec . . . you mean to tell me Brookstone sells 17 different gadgets just LIKE a vibrator but yet they still don’t come right out and sell the plain old genuine article? Euphemisms Gone Wild! Talk about beating around ths bush!
How come the Hair Removal Girls are always young beautiful gals with a ton of makeup on applying their product to areas of their body where they obviously don’t need it? Come on; my makeup is never THAT done, especially when in the bathroom in the morning, when you would be using said product. A more realistic endorsement would be Grandma with a few goat hairs on her chins weed whackin that post menopausal moustache. Hey, I’m Italian, give me that thing and let’s see what it can do on the enchanted forest growing in my armpits, or the everglades swamp I have to remove twice a day from my legs. I want BEFORE and AFTERS!!!!!!
My personal favorites are the informercials with Oscar-worthy reactions to conventional hair-removal-gone-awry. Because Gah knows every time I shave I take off a slab of skin and grimmace like a son of a gun. In full makeup.
FL Liz says
November 20, 2009 at 12:26 pmNobody else has said it yet, but Yes. Don’t a lot of people aspire to have a hand job.. er a job that uses only their ha… oh never mind. YES that looks fun.
William says
November 20, 2009 at 12:28 pmDoes the Back 2 Life vibrate?
BossysMom says
November 20, 2009 at 12:29 pmHow perfectly bizarre, especially the last contraption!!
If we could put our energy into repairing the environment instead of dreaming up outrageous new mousetraps for a bored and spoiled society……
(I’m packing up the soapbox….)
km says
November 20, 2009 at 12:53 pmI don’t think I understand the car air blower thing….
The nose hair one is photoshopped I think. Or maybe we should pshop it out and use it elsewhere
monnik says
November 20, 2009 at 1:07 pmI love the smile of the face of the Back 2 Life model. She is having herself a mighty fine time…
jim says
November 20, 2009 at 2:09 pmIs this considered a “Handjob”?
Cactus Petunia says
November 20, 2009 at 2:28 pmHoley Moley! Who invents these things, anyway? Not that the products surprise me. I’ve worked on a few catalogs that sold stuff like that. Fun. And weird.
APeetsMom says
November 20, 2009 at 2:33 pmYou never fail to amuse me Bossy. Thanks!!
josh says
November 20, 2009 at 3:49 pmClop someone over the head wiff dat back-massager and they are DONE FOR.
Gail K. says
November 20, 2009 at 4:35 pmBut the big question is: How many wine openers did Bossy order?
Grandma J says
November 20, 2009 at 4:41 pmThe hand model for the rechargeable air blower has warts.
Ambry says
November 20, 2009 at 5:11 pmNo one else had the urge to sing “Back to liiiife, back to re-al-i-tee” after that last one? Just me then? Allllright…
David says
November 20, 2009 at 6:12 pmWell, certainly the hand-held massager with heat is having fun.
But I would propose that Bossy at a wine tasting would be having more fun. At least that night. Can’t speak for the next morning, though.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
November 20, 2009 at 6:22 pmI think I need a cigarette. Or somebody does. Or something does.
I’m confused, but I know somebody needs a cigarette.
Dawn in Austin says
November 20, 2009 at 10:45 pmI wonder about the hand job and the bizzare items every time I thumb through a Sky Mall magazine.
P.S. Thanks Ambry, my day will now be spent trying to get that song out of my head.
Cupcake Murphy says
November 20, 2009 at 11:18 pmDo you promise that the giggling lady with the accordian up her wazoo won’t come and get me?
Ruth says
November 21, 2009 at 12:21 amFriday nite 8:15pm still at work I could use me a few hand massagers I mean massages… oh hell I’m going home.
The Zadge says
November 21, 2009 at 1:35 amThe guy in the Brookstone Hand Model’s Hand.
Audubon Ron says
November 21, 2009 at 6:28 amGRANDMA, DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY NEAR HERE?
Whaaaaat?
DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY?
What dear?
DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY?!!!!
Yes, dear, I have a vibrator.
bossy's friend martha's sis says
November 21, 2009 at 8:31 amoh no dear that’s not a vibrator… it’s a “cork screw”
Get-Off says
November 21, 2009 at 8:54 amHold on a sec . . . you mean to tell me Brookstone sells 17 different gadgets just LIKE a vibrator but yet they still don’t come right out and sell the plain old genuine article? Euphemisms Gone Wild! Talk about beating around ths bush!
runnergirl says
November 21, 2009 at 10:33 amHow come the Hair Removal Girls are always young beautiful gals with a ton of makeup on applying their product to areas of their body where they obviously don’t need it? Come on; my makeup is never THAT done, especially when in the bathroom in the morning, when you would be using said product. A more realistic endorsement would be Grandma with a few goat hairs on her chins weed whackin that post menopausal moustache. Hey, I’m Italian, give me that thing and let’s see what it can do on the enchanted forest growing in my armpits, or the everglades swamp I have to remove twice a day from my legs. I want BEFORE and AFTERS!!!!!!
AmberStar says
November 21, 2009 at 11:27 amWell, I’ll be.
Dara says
November 21, 2009 at 11:31 amWhy do all those gadgets seem vaguely sexual?
hey…I said “gadgets”.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
November 21, 2009 at 2:06 pmMy personal favorites are the informercials with Oscar-worthy reactions to conventional hair-removal-gone-awry. Because Gah knows every time I shave I take off a slab of skin and grimmace like a son of a gun. In full makeup.
jenB says
November 21, 2009 at 3:14 pmThis post made me laugh so hard. So hard I started to wheez and choke a bit, but damn. Funny.
xo
Laurie says
November 21, 2009 at 6:48 pmDear Bossy’s Mom,
Leave up your soapbox.
Someone’s got to beat some sense into us! (you can use that heated back massager thing)
Jenny says
November 22, 2009 at 8:15 amI worked at Brookstone headquarters back in the day. When they brought one of these into the building and told us it was for fitness, I almost peed my pants in the office: http://www.brookstone.com/riders-and-core-trainers_OSIM-uGallop-Complete-Core-Exerciser.html?bkiid=categoryLandingPage_Home_Fitness_Passive_Exercise_Equipment|C4CategoryProdList1FDT|7282689
The stuff they come up with is really entertaining!!
Enrico says
November 22, 2009 at 12:15 pmLOL at the bonus pic.
Well Read Hostess says
November 22, 2009 at 10:33 pmWho has more fun than the hand model? The part of the body that the hand model is using the, uh, the…APPARATUS on, that’s who.
Note to self: get to Brookstone sometime soon.
Martie says
November 22, 2009 at 10:56 pmOK, all Bossy’s pics were hysterical…but Jenny’s “horseback rider” takes the cake! I am laughing my hairy, sober, flashlight needing ass off.
Evolving says
November 23, 2009 at 4:16 pmSeriously though, is it just me or are all these handheld things a bit perverse???
Hey btw Bossy! I gave you a virtual award. Cause I think your fab.
Head over to my blog and check it out!
Monica Lewinsky says
November 23, 2009 at 8:56 pmThis reminds me of a hand-held “exerciser” gizmo they had on Ellen a few weeks back…to use it, you shake it up and down, like, well, you know……
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