Who Has More Fun Than A Brookstone Catalogue Hand Model? November 20, 2009 Now with special Brookstone catalogue bonus shot: Share this:FacebookTwitterLinkedInEmail « Previous Post: Der Spellcheck, Since When Is Ho Officially A Word?Next Post: » Bossy, You Seem Like A Perfectly Nice Girl, But What Is Skin Control?
FL Liz saysNovember 20, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Nobody else has said it yet, but Yes. Don’t a lot of people aspire to have a hand job.. er a job that uses only their ha… oh never mind. YES that looks fun.
William saysNovember 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Does the Back 2 Life vibrate?
BossysMom saysNovember 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
How perfectly bizarre, especially the last contraption!!
If we could put our energy into repairing the environment instead of dreaming up outrageous new mousetraps for a bored and spoiled society……
(I’m packing up the soapbox….)
km saysNovember 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I don’t think I understand the car air blower thing….
The nose hair one is photoshopped I think. Or maybe we should pshop it out and use it elsewhere
monnik saysNovember 20, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I love the smile of the face of the Back 2 Life model. She is having herself a mighty fine time…
jim saysNovember 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Is this considered a “Handjob”?
Cactus Petunia saysNovember 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Holey Moley! Who invents these things, anyway? Not that the products surprise me. I’ve worked on a few catalogs that sold stuff like that. Fun. And weird.
APeetsMom saysNovember 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm
You never fail to amuse me Bossy. Thanks!!
josh saysNovember 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Clop someone over the head wiff dat back-massager and they are DONE FOR.
Gail K. saysNovember 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm
But the big question is: How many wine openers did Bossy order?
Grandma J saysNovember 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
The hand model for the rechargeable air blower has warts.
Ambry saysNovember 20, 2009 at 5:11 pm
No one else had the urge to sing “Back to liiiife, back to re-al-i-tee” after that last one? Just me then? Allllright…
David saysNovember 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Well, certainly the hand-held massager with heat is having fun.
But I would propose that Bossy at a wine tasting would be having more fun. At least that night. Can’t speak for the next morning, though.
Chesapeake Bay Woman saysNovember 20, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I think I need a cigarette. Or somebody does. Or something does.
I’m confused, but I know somebody needs a cigarette.
Dawn in Austin saysNovember 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I wonder about the hand job and the bizzare items every time I thumb through a Sky Mall magazine.
P.S. Thanks Ambry, my day will now be spent trying to get that song out of my head.
Cupcake Murphy saysNovember 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Do you promise that the giggling lady with the accordian up her wazoo won’t come and get me?
Ruth saysNovember 21, 2009 at 12:21 am
Friday nite 8:15pm still at work I could use me a few hand massagers I mean massages… oh hell I’m going home.
The Zadge saysNovember 21, 2009 at 1:35 am
The guy in the Brookstone Hand Model’s Hand.
Audubon Ron saysNovember 21, 2009 at 6:28 am
GRANDMA, DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY NEAR HERE?
DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY?
DO YOU HAVE A LIBRARY?!!!!
Yes, dear, I have a vibrator.
bossy's friend martha's sis saysNovember 21, 2009 at 8:31 am
oh no dear that’s not a vibrator… it’s a “cork screw”
Get-Off saysNovember 21, 2009 at 8:54 am
Hold on a sec . . . you mean to tell me Brookstone sells 17 different gadgets just LIKE a vibrator but yet they still don’t come right out and sell the plain old genuine article? Euphemisms Gone Wild! Talk about beating around ths bush!
runnergirl saysNovember 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
How come the Hair Removal Girls are always young beautiful gals with a ton of makeup on applying their product to areas of their body where they obviously don’t need it? Come on; my makeup is never THAT done, especially when in the bathroom in the morning, when you would be using said product. A more realistic endorsement would be Grandma with a few goat hairs on her chins weed whackin that post menopausal moustache. Hey, I’m Italian, give me that thing and let’s see what it can do on the enchanted forest growing in my armpits, or the everglades swamp I have to remove twice a day from my legs. I want BEFORE and AFTERS!!!!!!
AmberStar saysNovember 21, 2009 at 11:27 am
Well, I’ll be.
Dara saysNovember 21, 2009 at 11:31 am
Why do all those gadgets seem vaguely sexual?
hey…I said “gadgets”.
Ms. Cranky Pants saysNovember 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm
My personal favorites are the informercials with Oscar-worthy reactions to conventional hair-removal-gone-awry. Because Gah knows every time I shave I take off a slab of skin and grimmace like a son of a gun. In full makeup.
jenB saysNovember 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm
This post made me laugh so hard. So hard I started to wheez and choke a bit, but damn. Funny.
Laurie saysNovember 21, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Dear Bossy’s Mom,
Leave up your soapbox.
Someone’s got to beat some sense into us! (you can use that heated back massager thing)
Jenny saysNovember 22, 2009 at 8:15 am
I worked at Brookstone headquarters back in the day. When they brought one of these into the building and told us it was for fitness, I almost peed my pants in the office: http://www.brookstone.com/riders-and-core-trainers_OSIM-uGallop-Complete-Core-Exerciser.html?bkiid=categoryLandingPage_Home_Fitness_Passive_Exercise_Equipment|C4CategoryProdList1FDT|7282689
The stuff they come up with is really entertaining!!
Enrico saysNovember 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm
LOL at the bonus pic.
Well Read Hostess saysNovember 22, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Who has more fun than the hand model? The part of the body that the hand model is using the, uh, the…APPARATUS on, that’s who.
Note to self: get to Brookstone sometime soon.
Martie saysNovember 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm
OK, all Bossy’s pics were hysterical…but Jenny’s “horseback rider” takes the cake! I am laughing my hairy, sober, flashlight needing ass off.
Evolving saysNovember 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Seriously though, is it just me or are all these handheld things a bit perverse???
Hey btw Bossy! I gave you a virtual award. Cause I think your fab. 🙂 Head over to my blog and check it out!
Monica Lewinsky saysNovember 23, 2009 at 8:56 pm
This reminds me of a hand-held “exerciser” gizmo they had on Ellen a few weeks back…to use it, you shake it up and down, like, well, you know……
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