By now you have all bathed in the story of the Windmere, Florida man who phoned 911 after his neighbor, Tiger Woods, was beaten with a golf club by his Swedish ex-model wife drove his Escalade into a tree.
Bossy has listened to the 911 tape, and she has only this to say: When Bossy is high on pain killers and having an affair with a nightclub promoter named Rachel and Bossy’s husband lashes Bossy about the face and Bossy careens down the driveway to escape his angry blows and Bossy’s husband goes off looking for her in a golf cart after Bossy first crashes into a fire hydrant and then a tree and Bossy’s husband has to break-out the back window of her SUV and pull her from the car and then leave her unconscious on the lawn, Bossy hopes her neighbors are more focused than the nice folks in the Isleworth subdivision.
Of course Tiger Woods’ poor neighbor — who told the 911 operator helpful things like “he hit a tree” while failing to mention there was a car involved — probably never imagined the need to phone 911 for a neighbor when he purchased his municipal library home:
One time many years ago in a land far away, Bossy’s neighbor knocked on her door. She told Bossy she was packing up and leaving her husband who was very dangerous and no telling what he might do, driven to rage and embarrassment as he was with a hastily departing family, and you have a nice day! And with that she turned on her heels and spun rubber on her way to a new life.
For weeks that bled into months, Bossy kept a vigil at her window, making note of this man’s comings and goings for the imagined court case. One time Bossy was so flustered by the sudden appearance of his car during a weekday afternoon — a weekday afternoon, people! — that she stumbled down her back porch steps and twisted her ankle in a way that left Bossy on crutches for an interminable amount of time, leaving her with nothing to do but watch the O.J. Simpson trial and oh yeah, did Bossy fail to mention the entire country was a little on edge regarding domestic violence?
Needless to say so Bossy will say it anyway, the neighbor incident passed without note — and then that particular neighbor moved and then Bossy moved and more moving was involved and even more moving, although not necessarily in that order.
Bossy can sum up her relationship with her current neighbors in this way: The patience of saints, what with Bossy’s constant carrying on.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you share some neighbor stories with Bossy and her council?
And don’t forget to check back later today for the neighboriest comments on the web.
If you missed last week’s challenge, it’s because there was no challenge! But if you missed the week before, click here to find out how Bossy’s readers would fill in the blank, I love you but…
Debby says
December 1, 2009 at 10:08 amNeighbor experienced plane crash and Cuban prison spreading Christianity – gah!
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:11 amBossy stalked her neighbor, a Philadelphia Eagle. He watched Erkle.
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:13 amBossy tried to rendezvous in hallway w/other Philadelphia Eagle neighbor.
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:15 amBossy would race into hallway when hearing cute neighbor’s door.
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:16 amBossy thought one neighbor was Doc Severinson’s son. He wasn’t.
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:17 amBossy’s best friends lived next door, from England. Moved back.
🙁
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:21 amBossy’s farm neighbor had Dane TAUGHT to jump on people. Scary.
BOSSY says
December 1, 2009 at 10:22 amBossy pretended husband was in FBI to scare hick neighbor.
betsey says
December 1, 2009 at 10:24 am‘Wall nights’ – sitting on the retaining wall drinking and talking.
jp says
December 1, 2009 at 10:29 amInherited house, jobless, throws our cat poop on our lawn!
(how are we supposed to tell our cat where to poop???)
Jacquie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:32 amHog the street parking so ugly broken van can’t fit
Jacquie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:34 amNFL stadium close enough to charge for game day parking
Jacquie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:35 amMade 200 bucks during the superbowl a few years ago.
chocolatechic says
December 1, 2009 at 10:39 amPainted their front porch neon orange, now painting shutters. My eyes, my eyes!
Brava97 says
December 1, 2009 at 10:40 amMy neighbors probably talked about my sounds of breaking glass.
Brava97 says
December 1, 2009 at 10:41 amBecause Elin Woods and me, we got something in common.
km says
December 1, 2009 at 10:43 am(Our NJ neighbors)
Fed my waiting husband 9/11, shoveled snow when I was pregnant.
carson says
December 1, 2009 at 10:43 amThey’re a disrespectful, malodorous, fly-attracting herd of bovines…literally.
Shelley says
December 1, 2009 at 10:43 amMy neighbors, mostly nice people. Lots and lots of kids.
Shelley says
December 1, 2009 at 10:44 amBut, don’t put garbage out too early. HOA is notified.
Shelley says
December 1, 2009 at 10:45 amWe know who reports it. Don’t leave garage open either.
Shelley says
December 1, 2009 at 10:45 amBarbie lives down the street. She is a marathoner. Gah.
Denise says
December 1, 2009 at 10:46 amAngry. Rules for others, not him. Wish he would move.
Shelley says
December 1, 2009 at 10:47 amNervous mom of twin boys on the corner. Needs Xanax.
Shelley says
December 1, 2009 at 10:48 amI hope my neighbors don’t read Bossy. No more Cosmos!
km says
December 1, 2009 at 10:48 am(Our CT neighbors.House 1)
Patiently return kids toys to our lawn,feed our Lab dogbiscuits
km says
December 1, 2009 at 10:49 amOur CT neighbors House 2)
Bring my newspapers to the top of our steep driveway
km says
December 1, 2009 at 10:50 amWe live in Pleasantville.
Bobbie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:50 amWe have signal if caught outside with too talkative neighbor.
Denise says
December 1, 2009 at 10:50 amOther neighbor? Nicest guy evah! ALMOST evens out ANGRY GUY.
Audubon Ron says
December 1, 2009 at 10:54 amI knew this would happen, Tiger went all Michael Jackson.
betty says
December 1, 2009 at 10:55 amcute single doctor as neighbor we flirted alot nothing happened
Audubon Ron says
December 1, 2009 at 10:55 amAudubon Ron moved deep in the woods to avoid neighbors.
betty says
December 1, 2009 at 10:55 amyears later both married to others now he’s my doctor
Audubon Ron says
December 1, 2009 at 10:56 amBorrow a cup of sugar from Ron and goto jail.
Audubon Ron says
December 1, 2009 at 10:57 amIt’s not that I’m asocial, it’s that I am asocial.
Sewmouse says
December 1, 2009 at 11:03 amDrug Dealers. They kill my wasps, I bake them Cookies.
WebSavyMom says
December 1, 2009 at 11:06 am–>Front doors were 3 inches apart and still best friends.
Sheri says
December 1, 2009 at 11:24 amNeighbor from 14 years ago – BFF’s like Thelma and Louise!
Sheri says
December 1, 2009 at 11:24 amNeighbor today is a walking Nazi but makes good martinis!
Alias Mother says
December 1, 2009 at 11:25 amThey have twin 6 year old boys. We stayed anyway.
judy says
December 1, 2009 at 11:29 amAnal. Rude to visiting friends. Owns the street in front.
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
December 1, 2009 at 11:31 amStrange family across the street. Parking wars ensue. Aaah, cul-de-sacs!
Leslie Hensley says
December 1, 2009 at 11:32 amGreat neighbor!-now sorely missed–his yacht “Serendipity”–Johnny Carson…
GreatAunt says
December 1, 2009 at 11:35 amSort of surrogate parents to GreatAunt and hubby. Love them!
Shay says
December 1, 2009 at 11:35 amTwitter quarrel ensued over car tracks on the grass.
Leslie Hensley says
December 1, 2009 at 11:36 amSerendipity–the effect of stumbling upon something fortunate especially when looking for something totally unrelated–this was Johnny Carson–a humble, humble, man!
Jane says
December 1, 2009 at 11:43 amMake my kids do his yardwork. He’s 88 & stubborn.
marn says
December 1, 2009 at 11:43 amunemployed, crazy, boozing, abusive common-law-relationship, annoying doorbell-ringing-at-all-hours, no car, can-you-give-me-a-ride-to-the-liquor-store?
marn says
December 1, 2009 at 11:44 amI’m the sap; husband told her stay away; she has.
BossysMom says
December 1, 2009 at 11:44 amTold downstairs neighbors that some Phila. Orchestra members were coming over to jam….taking the heat off the actual rock and rollers….
BossysMom says
December 1, 2009 at 11:47 amshelf fell. wine glasses broke. all my neighbors brought basket of gorgeousness.
Little Miss Sunshine State says
December 1, 2009 at 11:48 amMade kids stay upstairs while they hosted “Swingers” parties downstairs.
Betsy says
December 1, 2009 at 11:52 amJust like grandma – always baking us stuff – totally love her!
Nikki says
December 1, 2009 at 11:52 amMow my lawn. They know we’re busy with baby. Awesome! 🙂
Lori says
December 1, 2009 at 11:54 amHit our car and ran. Never fessed up. It was him.
Lori says
December 1, 2009 at 11:54 amMade us lamb chops when had new baby. Yum! Yum!
KatheenMary says
December 1, 2009 at 11:55 amCrazy Mrs. Kravitz screaming & yelling about my leaves blowing into her yard.
WendyP says
December 1, 2009 at 11:56 amCroaked, found two weeks later when smell permeated five apartments.
Kelly H says
December 1, 2009 at 11:57 amInvited in to see remodel. Saw naked boudoir photos on wall instead. SCARRED.
Mary K says
December 1, 2009 at 12:07 pmThree dogs. Yip yip. Yap yap. Bark Bark BARK BARK.
Miss Spoken says
December 1, 2009 at 12:09 pmCrazy neighbor. Accused us of throwing urine at her door.
Alana says
December 1, 2009 at 12:13 pmUnemployed, selling pharmaceuticals, had gun, paranoid, so glad they moved!
Alana says
December 1, 2009 at 12:14 pmNext-door neighbors have annoying little yappy dogs. Dislike!
Sheryl W says
December 1, 2009 at 12:19 pmCan’t enjoy deck due to their dog poop smelling backyard.
Kim says
December 1, 2009 at 12:19 pmFall leaves on property line— they were from my tree.
Gah
Mindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:21 pmAfter 13 years, finish the siding on your house, already.
Mindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:24 pm13 years and no access to your front door, gah!
Mindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:25 pmJust finish one damn project that you’ve started! (I’m done.)
monnik says
December 1, 2009 at 12:26 pmBanana bread making, block party loving, babysitting when needed: ANGELS.
Pam from Ohio says
December 1, 2009 at 12:28 pmWet stuffed animals-stuck them to long icicles on house.
Lively says
December 1, 2009 at 12:28 pmAnd Bossy loves spamming her own comment box! 😛
The Domestic Goddess says
December 1, 2009 at 12:29 pmNeighbor’s jackass landlord foreclosed, no payments made, favorite neighbors moved!
Gia says
December 1, 2009 at 12:41 pmMy now EX-mother & father in law -BEST neighbors EVER!
Stacey Ball says
December 1, 2009 at 12:42 pmNeighbor came to borrow money, after he’d pissed his pants.
David says
December 1, 2009 at 12:52 pmCan hear them having sex sometimes. It sounds pretty dull.
Cindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:53 pmBest. Neighbors. Funny, love us, pour wine when I knock.
Cindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:55 pmHave key to our home. Have best tools for borrow.
feefifoto says
December 1, 2009 at 12:55 pmHold on a second Bossy: What nightclub manager named Rachel?
Jamie says
December 1, 2009 at 12:55 pmBF/GF screaming matches. Definite violence. Called cops anonymously- protected self.
Cindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:56 pmTook care of children when emergency called us out of town.
Carroll says
December 1, 2009 at 12:56 pmBarking dog. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark.
Cindy says
December 1, 2009 at 12:57 pmPretty sure we don’t make the cut like they do.
thatgirlblogs says
December 1, 2009 at 1:00 pmA bleached, boobed, botoxed neighbor said my kid wasn’t perfect.
Renee in Seattle says
December 1, 2009 at 1:06 pmBeagle Guy. Carries a gun and walks his beagle alllll daaayyy looonnng.
Jen says
December 1, 2009 at 1:09 pmDriveway vacant but parks in street. Rest are all foreclosing.
rockle says
December 1, 2009 at 1:09 pmPerpetually stealing my parking space – their carport is “beneath her.”
Dharmamama says
December 1, 2009 at 1:10 pmMostly quiet, but will graciously help out in a pinch.
Amy in NJ says
December 1, 2009 at 1:22 pmpushy, my stuff is never good enough; built a fence. 🙂
Liz says
December 1, 2009 at 1:47 pmOver every day telling us he was dying. He wasn’t.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 1:51 pmJeuvenile delinquent daughter howling in the shower. Off key.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 1:52 pmJD daughter caught siphoning our gas late one night. Busted.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 1:54 pmWe paid our bad neighbor karma with those wack jobs in the 70’s.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 1:58 pmStole our (barking) dog. Dropped him 50 miles away. But we found him 3 months later (he was well taken care of, in Pacific Palasades, mind you).
Tracy says
December 1, 2009 at 2:02 pmThey sued us. They lost. Very uncomfortable now.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 2:04 pmIn 3rd grade, thought I’d marry classmate. Then they moved.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 2:06 pmCorner mom was sweet. Forgot carpool. Making strawberry shortcake instead.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 2:07 pmToby. Hosted Brownie meetings. Sided with instigating son. Bullied me.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
December 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm2 Airdale Terriers. Giant feather plumes in living room. Awesome 70’s decor.
APeetsMom says
December 1, 2009 at 2:09 pmBabies brought together a friendship that will last a lifetime!
Suzanne says
December 1, 2009 at 2:22 pmI always used their telephone when I locked myself out .
Ruth says
December 1, 2009 at 2:25 pmNeighbor related that her Hubby’s legs had been CHOPPED OFF – Gah. (While performing a chopping motion)
Ruth says
December 1, 2009 at 2:25 pmNeighbor has house that is pure white and pink – Fairyland!
heidig says
December 1, 2009 at 2:26 pmDysfunctional daughter, disabled mother, always screaming at each other. Called police. Very sad.
Olivia says
December 1, 2009 at 2:30 pmTwo pit bulls, four adults, dog poo on my yard.
marathonmom says
December 1, 2009 at 2:36 pmWeird situation – never see them, hear lots. 48 hours much?
Sissy in Texas says
December 1, 2009 at 2:57 pmSays, “best one hundred dollars I ever spent” about everything.
kathleen says
December 1, 2009 at 2:58 pmlived here twenty years spoken to us total four times
krazy kris says
December 1, 2009 at 3:00 pmhorrible little bleep-heads that ring doorbell at 7 a.m. on Sunday!!!
threw dead garden snakes on them from roof of house as paybacik!!
Meg at the Members Lounge says
December 1, 2009 at 3:03 pmCrazy cat lady propagated colony. Family fumigated house, cats vanished.
kathleen says
December 1, 2009 at 3:07 pmsays house is making him sick-we think he’s mental
Meribon says
December 1, 2009 at 3:14 pmthey loiter loudly outside building EVERY night; I call police.
Meribon says
December 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm… and I’m no buzzkill, I just need some sleep damn it!
Mindy says
December 1, 2009 at 3:37 pmAfter reading the comments, thinking my neighbor’s no so bad.
Linda says
December 1, 2009 at 3:39 pmNeighbor wants $1.00 yard sale item for .50 cents Duh!
Sofia says
December 1, 2009 at 3:43 pmDifferent politics but co-existing beneficially, they always cut our lawn!
TheWordWire says
December 1, 2009 at 3:45 pmNeighbor selling power stilts, only $700, according to mailroom flier.
dgm says
December 1, 2009 at 4:07 pmVietnam War vet named Ace was murdered by his mother.
(Or so I had convinced myself. Turned out I was wrong.)
Tara Anderson says
December 1, 2009 at 4:09 pmShared walls. We love clapping. They love screaming. Good times.
Kate at And Then I Was a Mom says
December 1, 2009 at 4:12 pmCut your freakin’ grass so we can sell overpriced house.
ally tart check says
December 1, 2009 at 4:14 pmScary herb-smoking cougar crushes on my husband. Please move?
Jen says
December 1, 2009 at 4:31 pmNeighbor’s face bloodied by husband, I felt same paranoia Bossy.
Bridget says
December 1, 2009 at 4:44 pmWeird old man cuts grass at nite – with a light!
dobes says
December 1, 2009 at 4:50 pmStole quarters from the bank where she worked – $10,000/WEEK!
Liza says
December 1, 2009 at 5:44 pmTotally insane, pot smoking, lingerie wearing, drunk–hallway hanging–over-chatter!
(In other words it’s not unusual to see her in her intimates at 10am when she’s drunk, high and interested in conversation. I hide from her.)
Summertime says
December 1, 2009 at 5:51 pmnoise complaints over band, our van rolled into her house
(live in boyfriend had band practice in the middle of the day, she complained that she couldn’t hear her soaps over the noise and would call the cops repeatedly; one day the boyfriend forgot to put on the parking brake and our van rolled down our driveway, through her fence, and into her laundry room. Woops.)
Caroline says
December 1, 2009 at 6:00 pmSamoan royalty, baby luaus, fire dancers, carport karaoke, boooooze, chaos.
Bush Babe says
December 1, 2009 at 6:10 pmGay pumped-on-roids boys who shared teensy weensy car – funny sight!
linlah says
December 1, 2009 at 6:15 pmKnock Knock. Who’s there? Neighbor completely naked at my door.
Cactus Petunia says
December 1, 2009 at 6:17 pmCrazy vortex centered over street draws all kinds of nuts!
(Myself included)
adria says
December 1, 2009 at 6:25 pmMale international students who loudly sing Christina Aguilera at all hours.
anne marie in philly says
December 1, 2009 at 6:36 pmcat lovers on both sides, good friends, help without asking!
Jamie says
December 1, 2009 at 6:38 pmThought my neighbors were bad – then read about Adria’s. YOWZA.
MemeGRL says
December 1, 2009 at 7:08 pmEleven boys under 10 + big leaf piles = suburban bliss.
vuboq says
December 1, 2009 at 7:22 pmall of vuboq’s neighbor stories end with a bad hangover
Leslie Hensley says
December 1, 2009 at 7:46 pmwonderful-friendly-watchful but not obtrusive-responded with a gun to protect our property
L says
December 1, 2009 at 7:52 pmSouth of me. 2 boys who will end up in jail by the time they are 15. It runs in the family. Behind me. Couple who think the lot line is 5 feet closer to me then it is. North of me. Very old and very cranky couple who I don’t think will ever die. Across the street from me. Very nice couple. They moved away. Don’t know who is moving in. Sorry but I can’t keep it under 10.
Catherine McP says
December 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm1. Acre+, dont know them. I just like my own friends.
2. Probably why all my “neighbors” chose to live around here.
3. Also, man I feel bad for some of Bossys readers.
jim says
December 1, 2009 at 8:28 pmCougar sneaks BF in and out after putting doggie out
Jim says
December 1, 2009 at 8:42 pmKeep gun ready in case nabors BF gets wrong house
Clair says
December 1, 2009 at 8:44 pmUpstairs neighbors with big boots. But it could be worse.
Clair says
December 1, 2009 at 8:45 pmPrevious neighbor worked from home. Listened loudly to ABBA. Constantly.
Reeb says
December 1, 2009 at 8:54 pmSecret of obese dog solved: neighbors were feeding her too.
Reeb says
December 1, 2009 at 8:54 pmNeighbors now: great cooks and ready to pour wine. Lovely!
Reeb says
December 1, 2009 at 8:59 pmRoses, our side of fence, “scratched her.” So she poisoned them.
(We wondered why she was reaching so far through fence.)
We weren’t exactly sad when she moved to The Home.
Next: a huge, fun, Hispanic family who fed and beered us.
Rebekah says
December 1, 2009 at 9:18 pmRedneck teenager, please:
1) buy a muffler
2) stop squealing tires
3) NOW.
p/f says
December 1, 2009 at 9:44 pmSpreading the word of god with bongos, never a shirt.
BabyFavorite says
December 1, 2009 at 9:47 pmOurs slaughtered their goat, then invited us to eat it.
(P.S. We live in California, not a third world country.)
p/f says
December 1, 2009 at 9:48 pmFriend’s dad obviously a spy. Otherwise, why so many turtlenecks?
Jill says
December 1, 2009 at 9:57 pmCops on one side, Mormons on the other. No parties.
Jenni D says
December 1, 2009 at 9:58 pmStays with our napper while I drive older siblings. LOVE!
Lesley says
December 1, 2009 at 9:59 pmLearned early that childhood neighbor wouldn’t squeal to parents–Best!
sugarpie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:02 pmMe teenager, babysat their four kids one weekend. Childless since.
sugarpie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:06 pmRented apartment (unknowingly) behind Lesbian bar. RickyMartin ‘She Bangs’ tilltwoam.
Cupcake Murphy says
December 1, 2009 at 10:11 pmBoozehound father-son duo in constant bar brawl. Simply lovely.
sugarpie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:20 pmRented apartment adjacent EMTs. Every shift ended with ‘glaucoma medication.’
sugarpie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:24 pmAdolescent psych ward supervisor. Funny but horrifying stories. Childless since.
sugarpie says
December 1, 2009 at 10:26 pmNever have affairs with neighbors unless prepared to move suddenly.
josh says
December 1, 2009 at 11:00 pmI’m ten, awake to hearing neighbors effing for tres horaz.
Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING says
December 1, 2009 at 11:13 pmThey look after me, take out my garbage and recyclables.
KEEP BELIEVING
Leslie says
December 1, 2009 at 11:14 pmBe still my heart—-it’s Gerard Butler’s twin brother!
Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING says
December 1, 2009 at 11:21 pmThey alert me if I leave my garage door open.
KEEP BELIEVING
Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING says
December 1, 2009 at 11:21 pmHe tells me I look good when I wash car.
KEEP BELIEVING
Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING says
December 1, 2009 at 11:23 pmOne leaves out corn for birds. Chipmunks find and bury.
KEEP BELIEVING
Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING says
December 1, 2009 at 11:24 pmOne speaks no English. Grows interesting Chinese vegetables in garden.
KEEP BELIEVING
Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING says
December 1, 2009 at 11:25 pmAnother speaks no English and does not own lawn mower.
KEEP BELIEVING
Bean says
December 2, 2009 at 1:23 amThoughtful. Generous. Bought me Wii Fit. Makes me powerwalk.
Bean says
December 2, 2009 at 1:27 amOther neighbor: Always perfect. Bar high. Even when getting mail.
Sallie (FullTime-Life) says
December 2, 2009 at 2:04 amFull-time RVer. Don’t like neighbors? Move. (3 roll-over words.)
Shannon says
December 2, 2009 at 2:05 amPunted our mailbox onto roof, husband made him get it. (and then he moved – good choice!)
TaraLB says
December 2, 2009 at 4:13 amCows don’t care if you dance naked singing ABBA songs!
KRA says
December 2, 2009 at 7:24 amBureau of Alcohl/Tobacco/Firearms raid means we are moving.
kristin @ going country says
December 2, 2009 at 8:46 amWe have loud sheep and a louder rooster. Sorry, neighbors.
Ms. Karen says
December 2, 2009 at 9:17 amCasting aspersions on species, parentage, and maternal relationship, really loud.
Sandy Shoes says
December 2, 2009 at 9:29 amMarried. Screwing my brother-in-law. Lusting after my husband. Always over.
Lisa says
December 2, 2009 at 9:53 amneighbor one: Meth addict who set our fence on fire
#2-nickname Dick, because he is one
#3-Mole People,hang dolls from their ceiling by the neck.
Judy says
December 2, 2009 at 9:56 amCrazy neighbor rescued possums, called me an animal hater!
kathleen says
December 2, 2009 at 10:19 amread comments -glad neighbor only spoke to us four times!
DameEmma says
December 2, 2009 at 6:45 pmWouldn’t trust them with a plant. They have a baby.
Jessi Louise says
December 2, 2009 at 6:53 pmNice neighbors, crazy neighbors, never know when they’ll switch sides.
Theresa says
December 2, 2009 at 11:05 pmNeighbors cut up and burned tree in their grill. Really.
Teri says
December 3, 2009 at 10:32 am(Their) son broke in garage for sex w/ GF; left evidence. (eww)
(parenthetical words don’t count)
Laura says
December 3, 2009 at 3:39 pmCompetitive. Always looking for something. Not our cup of tea.
Alissa says
December 3, 2009 at 6:38 pmHeard through walls: “I’m gonna make you F__ the dog!!”
mbsmith says
December 3, 2009 at 7:45 pmstinky food wafting from windows make me want to barf
helenel says
December 4, 2009 at 9:05 amSee them in summer, rarely in winter. Nice, though. Mostly.
21st Century Housewife says
December 4, 2009 at 10:37 amMy neighbors define fabulosity. We take care of each other.
21st Century Housewife says
December 4, 2009 at 10:39 amFormer neighbor — cross-dresser. SGT Tex? Mrs. Tex? Who today?
Beth says
December 6, 2009 at 11:47 am(V. late). Nosy inquiries about roof repairs, parenting, garden, pretty much everything.
Jen says
December 7, 2009 at 3:48 pmLoud music at 3 am wakes us up. We’re moving.
Sven says
December 9, 2009 at 4:58 amThe polysterene santa boot I chewed the heel off, aged 2. (2’s a number right, not a word. Oh, come on!)
melanietai says
December 9, 2009 at 2:02 pmfell in love with landlord/neighbor, tore down walls between
Bri says
December 10, 2009 at 7:41 pmThey stole my doormat when they moved away. So lame.
ballroompics says
December 11, 2009 at 10:40 pmWow. I’m way late on this one, but can’t resist because no one can beat mine.
R Durst. Wealthy schizophrenic killer transvestite, His wife still missing.
Tami W says
December 22, 2009 at 7:53 pmSorry I’m late to the party….but here is my 10 words about my neighbors:
In the 80’s could watch Rod Steward come and go.