During the holidays, Bossy had the chance to go to a movie with her family, which was really no big deal considering the last time Bossy treated herself to a day at the cinema, Thomas Edison was seated near the organist:
Shall we begin?
In Did You Hear About The Morgans, Hugh Grant plays a man:
And Sarah Jessica Mary Louise Parker plays a woman:
And everything is swell for this man and this woman:
Everything is swell, that is, until one night in their hometown of Rainy Big City, they witness something:
And because this man and this woman have witnessed something — even if one of the actors who shall remain nameless but rhymes with Eww Can’t had his eyes closed while the other actor can’t see past her eyeliner — the two are placed in the witness protection program and sent away to learn all new ways in the middle of nowhere, just west of west.