Bossy doesn’t have a whole lot to say about this photo, except You are looking at two molten rocks of hot lava wrapped in sebenty-eleben pounds of surgical gauze and Ace bandages that stay in place for two days. Questions?
Bossy can describe her vascular surgery and postoperative experience in this way: Dear Vascular Surgeon, the dog ate my painkillers. Send more.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy and her council about an instance you were in pain? Oh come on, no one will mind if you let ‘er rip.
And be sure to check back later today for the ouchiest comments on the web. If you’re not reading what others have written, you’re missing a great lesson in creative brevity.
If you missed last week’s Ten-Word Challenge, don’t! Click here to read a succinct description of what Bossy’s council has been up to.
bossy's friend amy says
February 23, 2010 at 11:06 amso, wait, how do you stand up???
Liz Tee says
February 23, 2010 at 11:08 amI bet peeing is a joy. I have one lone pain pill that I saved from my wisdom tooth extraction last year… let me know if you need it.
hulagirlatheart says
February 23, 2010 at 11:09 amATV accident forces nurse to scrub cinders out of wounds.
BOSSY says
February 23, 2010 at 11:14 amChildbirth. And then another childbirth. Rested seven years in between.
Diane G says
February 23, 2010 at 11:14 amfirst baby, 36-hour labor, 10+lbs, refused epidural…what a dumbass
BOSSY says
February 23, 2010 at 11:15 amVascular surgery ten years ago. Mummified back then too. Oy.
BOSSY says
February 23, 2010 at 11:16 amFell off back step thinking neighbor was OJ-like. Ankle, crutches.
BOSSY says
February 23, 2010 at 11:18 amTonsillectomy when too old to have one. Everything tastes citrusy.
Alison says
February 23, 2010 at 11:18 amTripped down stairs. Heard ankle break. Oh so much ouch.
Stefanie says
February 23, 2010 at 11:19 amSharp, pointy Longhorn Steer trounced soft, fleshy cowgirl and horse.
BOSSY says
February 23, 2010 at 11:21 amMom got wood plank in foot. Bossy felt sympathy pain.
(shiver)
Stefanie says
February 23, 2010 at 11:21 amChaps don’t stop rattlesnake fangs. Cowgirl lives in city now.
Gia says
February 23, 2010 at 11:26 amFirst baby, 36 hour labor, 10lbs, unmedicated forceps delivery – OUCH!
Tracy (Oklahoma) says
February 23, 2010 at 11:27 amBack Surgery 8 weeks after c-section. Really tough time. Ouch.
Jacqueline says
February 23, 2010 at 11:27 amslipped on steps and filleted my shin – worse than labor!
kimi says
February 23, 2010 at 11:30 amsave those wraps ~ what an awsome Halloween costume! :0) badly done internal stiches “ouch”
Jen W. says
February 23, 2010 at 11:31 amThrew back out. Took four hours to get to couch.
Spinoff says
February 23, 2010 at 11:33 amChildbirth, times four. Oh, wait. Thank you, whoever invented epidurals.
beetlebabe572000@yahoo.com says
February 23, 2010 at 11:37 amMajor foot surgery. 2006. 3 months in cast. HATE SHOES!
beetlebabe572000@yahoo.com says
February 23, 2010 at 11:39 amRuptured disc. 5 week old infant. 5 weeks in bed.
Owengirl79 says
February 23, 2010 at 11:39 amFell 10 feet face first…gravel imbedded in face…concussion.
WebSavvyMom says
February 23, 2010 at 11:39 am45 hours delivering first and Only child. Enough said.
Shelley says
February 23, 2010 at 11:42 amCar wreck, broken neck, six months in a halo brace.
confused says
February 23, 2010 at 11:42 ampiercing, burning, blistery, scabby numbness, no sleep, no clothes, SHINGLES.
Shelley says
February 23, 2010 at 11:43 amThree C-sections, first was the worst.Third time turned pro.
Tuli says
February 23, 2010 at 11:45 amThis morning, I cut my thumb open slicing a bagel.
Jodi Anderson says
February 23, 2010 at 11:49 amTen years of miserable, nagging pain. But, I’m still alive!
janet says
February 23, 2010 at 11:52 amMy pain threshhold is high. I don’t know why. Lucky.
alwyn says
February 23, 2010 at 11:53 amCarjacked. Stabbed in abdomen. Q-tip used to determine wound depth.
janet says
February 23, 2010 at 11:53 amBouncing down stairs on tailbone, protecting infant son in arms.
bdaiss says
February 23, 2010 at 11:53 amJoining the childbirth chorus. Officially done with that chapter.
alwyn says
February 23, 2010 at 11:54 am(By the way, at least your toes look good)
BH says
February 23, 2010 at 11:55 amDislocated hip. Broken nose. Simultaneous cramps both calves. You pick.
Lisa S. says
February 23, 2010 at 11:57 amEctopic pregnancy burst; cut from navel South.
Solution – MORPHINE – by needle IM.
Ahhhhhhhhh – I felt better.
Lisa S. says
February 23, 2010 at 12:01 pmEctopic pregnancy burst; cut from navel South.
Solution, MORPHINE, IM.
Sorry, I don’t take direction well.
Sheri says
February 23, 2010 at 12:01 pmHe moved like this; I like that; ouch, my back!
vuboq says
February 23, 2010 at 12:03 pmDiscovered the Cheating Cheater was cheating, cheatfully. (wrong kinda pain?)
Kristina says
February 23, 2010 at 12:03 pmEjected through passenger door window. Head injury. Nothing helped pain.
Kristina says
February 23, 2010 at 12:05 pmHit in face by high pressure hose. Stitches, hurt pride.
(I could write 20 of these — I am the most accident-prone person on the planet!)
Maria says
February 23, 2010 at 12:07 pmPart I
C-secs aren’t supposed to be painful. Darn tootin’ they are.
Part II
“You’ll feel a slight pulling sensation.”
“PUT MY UTERUS BACK!!!”
Catazon says
February 23, 2010 at 12:10 pmMorphine doesn’t really help if foot is perpendicular to leg.
pam says
February 23, 2010 at 12:11 pmMy head hurts. My head hurts. Oh Toomah, forgot that!
Ris says
February 23, 2010 at 12:12 pmJaw surgery. Broken in 5 places. Liquid Diet 2 months.
Schmutzie says
February 23, 2010 at 12:15 pmHysterectomy. Not enough morphine. They used a mixmaster, I swear.
Heide says
February 23, 2010 at 12:15 pmTen years of infertility unforgettable, even after accidental — miraculous! — pregnancy.
David says
February 23, 2010 at 12:16 pmLymphangiogram: a diagnostic test for non-Hodgkins lymphoma. Click here: http://bit.ly/bet3hd
Mary K says
February 23, 2010 at 12:17 pm34 hours labor, c-section, anesthesia DIDN’T WORK! Still have nightmares…
Kate@And Then I Was a Mom says
February 23, 2010 at 12:20 pmWisdom-tooth infection, apparently not unlike being very precisely shot.
Michele says
February 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm39 shots in upper arm to determine lack of allergies.
Mel says
February 23, 2010 at 12:23 pmPain for me is every single moment of my life.
Suzanne says
February 23, 2010 at 12:25 pmFeeling ashamed -knee pain nothing compared to what I’ve read.
Lauren says
February 23, 2010 at 12:25 pmGave birth 3 months ago without epidural. Not too bad, actually! Ready to do it again.
Christina says
February 23, 2010 at 12:28 pmLower back pain=no sex, need help putting on socks and underwear. Bossy, you are so sexy and brave. I’ll get the meds and wine.
Stacey Ball says
February 23, 2010 at 12:28 pmBroken knee, 5 ligament tears, blood clot and shots daily.
Tasha says
February 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm“Some women just have random pelvic pain.” Thanks much, doctor.
Amanda says
February 23, 2010 at 12:32 pmFeels like to answer would be to jinx it and bring on greater pain.
Jaded16 says
February 23, 2010 at 12:37 pmFu*ketty fu*k chipped a nail AND slipped in shower ouch
Joie says
February 23, 2010 at 12:46 pmWalked too close under electric fence on farm when young.
memo says
February 23, 2010 at 12:47 pm20 p nail protruding from bottom of 50 lb box of nails rammed through left hand while unloading boxcar of boxes of nail
Lisa! says
February 23, 2010 at 12:47 pmKidney stones. That is all.
ags345 says
February 23, 2010 at 12:52 pmHysterectomy with 12-inch incision and searing hot flashes as bonus.
Julie says
February 23, 2010 at 12:56 pmWas feeling okay.
Read these comments:
Have to go puke.
Lisa says
February 23, 2010 at 1:00 pmSat on couch, got up, felt pain, oh my Gah!!!
Leslie M. says
February 23, 2010 at 1:01 pmYesterday morning; slammed hand in car door. Holy blinding pain!
kate flynn says
February 23, 2010 at 1:08 pmI labored at home for 3 days with first child only to have her hand come out first (she was butt first) so we went to hospital for c-section only she was so far engaged in the vaginal canal they couldn’t get her out that way either. The table lifted 4 feet into the air with them yanking her out. By then I had painkillers though.
Tiffany says
February 23, 2010 at 1:09 pmShattered elbow, surgery, 10 inch incision, pain meds didn’t work.
smhunter says
February 23, 2010 at 1:11 pmKindergarten … tongue to metal door in winter at department store.
Amy says
February 23, 2010 at 1:15 pmIs it just the lighting or are the toenails on your left foot a different color than the ones on the right?
Ten word challenge? I got nothing.
jp says
February 23, 2010 at 1:16 pmSlipped, hit brass light fixture15 STAPLES in head…….PAIN!…………….
(blood like you wouldn’t believe)………
jaxcheryl says
February 23, 2010 at 1:24 pmboating accident – hubby quadriplegic – me caregiver – we do our best.
RuthWells says
February 23, 2010 at 1:27 pmOh ouch. Would cookies help make the time pass?
kristin @ going country says
February 23, 2010 at 1:32 pmI had a baby. And took no drugs. Enough said.
Cindy says
February 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm#70 — so sorry.
Kidney stone, C-section, back labor, tree bouncing off head = insignificant.
meleah rebeccah says
February 23, 2010 at 1:46 pmOh. My. God. You poor thing!
Challenge:
child labor, 75 hours, pitocin drip, c-section,
Maggie says
February 23, 2010 at 1:50 pmMastectomy drain twisted while I slept – unrelenting irritation under skin.
foolery says
February 23, 2010 at 1:52 pmNo pain like the pain from reading these comments. Ack.
choosy says
February 23, 2010 at 2:04 pmburst tubal pregnancy. times 2. Oops wrong side =times 3.
MidLifeMama says
February 23, 2010 at 2:04 pmTrying to stand up for the first time after c-section.
Amy in NJ says
February 23, 2010 at 2:08 pmthird c-section, sutures pinched a nerve, even percocet couldn’t help
annie a says
February 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm4 wisdom teeth pulled at once. sans painkillers, because breastfeeding. d’oh!
Blog Princess G says
February 23, 2010 at 2:22 pmPoor Bossy! Sending healing vibes. Oh, and here’s my ten-word tale:
Chiropractic gave me chronic case of vertigo. Don’t try it.
Gail K. says
February 23, 2010 at 2:23 pmpilonidal cyst – can’t sit, stand or lie down. Definition PITA!!
Franca Bollo says
February 23, 2010 at 2:27 pmMigraines. I wish the dog would eat my head, dammit.
Jacqueline says
February 23, 2010 at 2:34 pmToo lazy for water. Un-chewed Tums burned hole in esophagous!
lesson learned.
Lori says
February 23, 2010 at 2:38 pmmonth long gallbladder attack during sixth month of pregnancy
Cactus Petunia says
February 23, 2010 at 2:45 pmChildhood dentist didn’t use novocaine on children. Ow. Ow. OW!
Cactus Petunia says
February 23, 2010 at 2:46 pmAnd I forgot to say, I had LOTS of cavities.
The Domestic Goddess says
February 23, 2010 at 2:48 pmC-Section, two days of childbirth, loss of 5 pints blood.
Dara says
February 23, 2010 at 2:51 pmBirthing 3 babies without pain meds. Fourth due any day= epidural.
Can I get one now and one to go?
Pamela says
February 23, 2010 at 2:53 pmmigraines.
drug-free childbirth.
i’ll take labor, please and thank you.
Dara says
February 23, 2010 at 2:53 pmEpidurals, not babies….
dgm says
February 23, 2010 at 2:54 pmUnfortunately, I got nothin’. I tend to forget my pain.
MariaV says
February 23, 2010 at 2:59 pmOnly pain is pain I caused myself, no sympathy deserved
P.S. Feeling sympathy pain for Bossy and her commenters
Joanna says
February 23, 2010 at 3:01 pmflat feet. achilles severed, foot bones broken and rearranged. arches.
Jamie says
February 23, 2010 at 3:10 pmbroken foot bone connected toes. foot growth stops at 13.
Sandi says
February 23, 2010 at 3:23 pmTib/Fib break in my right leg. OUCH!
Stefanie says
February 23, 2010 at 3:34 pmReason #3 Cowgirl lives in the city these days (see #10 and #12 for others):
Shoulder pierced by shotgun pellets. Thanks, drunken ranch owner boss!
Leslie says
February 23, 2010 at 3:36 pmBrain tumor, numerous hospitalizations,chemoside effects incontinent diarrheanausea,spinal taps 21 days in a row to relieve pressure on the brain done by residents with shakey hands and bad nerves, paralysis x 3 occasions that resolved on it’s own,baldness,mouth sores then shingles,3 years of wanting to die and doing better now-human constitution is aweinspiring-constantly amazed at the many types of pain and how we deal with it
dobes says
February 23, 2010 at 3:38 pmWoke up during open-heart surgery. Really. Don’t need 10 words.
almudena says
February 23, 2010 at 3:43 pmreading these makes me want to puke and pass out.
Jenni D. says
February 23, 2010 at 3:46 pmFell down wooden steps. Huge hematoma on ass. Surgery tomorrow!
bobbie says
February 23, 2010 at 3:52 pmExternal version – two doctors yanking on stomach to flip baby.
It was unsuccessful and I needed to have a c-section.
Catherine McP says
February 23, 2010 at 3:59 pmBirth pain, MS pain, big whoop compare to others pains!
Olivia says
February 23, 2010 at 4:06 pmFell 12 feet thru attic floor. Lemon-sized bump on head.
Debbie in GA says
February 23, 2010 at 4:15 pmRuptured disk in lower back. Pain like I’ve never felt.
Doesn’t seem so bad after reading all of this. Must bookmark this page to come back to next time I’m feeling sorry for myself about something trivial. God bless all of you that are still suffering.
klcrab says
February 23, 2010 at 4:28 pmbroke my funny bone
made my c-section pale by comparison
krg says
February 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm4 arthroscopies then 2 knee replacements. not for sissies. amen.
Amy says
February 23, 2010 at 4:46 pmNo drugs during five deliveries but afterward needed strong pills.
(Five deliveries but six kids–wanted to clarify that.)
kathleen says
February 23, 2010 at 4:57 pmWearing wedgies get in big truck fell backwards stabbing pain
Chrissy says
February 23, 2010 at 4:58 pmWeird. Just wrote about this. Burnt hand with flaming photograph.
http://controllingaspicyuniverse.blogspot.com/2010/02/i-have-few-minutes-so-here-is-my.html
Red Hamster says
February 23, 2010 at 5:07 pmToo painful to look at poor Bossy. Get well soon.
AmberStar says
February 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm#108…where’d the extra kid come from? If I gave birth to five children and wound up with six. I’d want to know WTF!
Makes my rheumatoid arthritis and tendonitis in my foot not a big deal.
Bossy, reckon this will make you feel a whole lot better? Sure made me think the rheumatoid arthritis and tendonitis in my foot for 30+ years is not a big deal…at all.
#s 58 and 65 are OMG winners . Well, 58 was just a nut, but oh my poor #65.
I’m really wanting to know about #107 since I may have to walk that road soon. ewww
Get better soon. Will you have two of the big black wraps when you get out of the hospital? That should be a blast to put on to go party. yepper.
Grammar Snob says
February 23, 2010 at 5:15 pmFell down 13 steps then the door stopped my fall.
AmazingGreis says
February 23, 2010 at 5:21 pmSoftball wiffle ball drill breaks elbow when bat hits arm.
ballroompics says
February 23, 2010 at 6:04 pmCracked rib; possible pneumothorax. Dilaudid and Robaxin caused heart stoppage.
ballroompics says
February 23, 2010 at 6:06 pmKidney stone. Thank you dear docs for the demerol tablets.
(note: they couldn’t give me dilaudid; see prior 10 word note by ballroompics)
ballroompics says
February 23, 2010 at 6:11 pmNewport pier; friend dived head into three feet of water.
ballroompics says
February 23, 2010 at 6:16 pmDamn those ticks. Erhlichiosis puts you in a bad place.
MemeGRL says
February 23, 2010 at 6:21 pmOh, Bossy, so sorry to hear. Glad it was a success but ow.
After reading #99 who woke up during heart surgery I want to just leave the race. But pain is pain.
After appendectomy, puked percoset. Had only tylenol for comfort.
Turned off epidural to stave off c-section. Baby was 10-10.
Shari says
February 23, 2010 at 6:24 pmChildbirth. Twins. Vaginally. 3 epidurals failed. Pain so intense I was hallucinating. But got two healthy babies, so the trade-off was great.
Hope you’re feeling better soon. And that they hurry up with the happy pills for you!
Connie Harbor says
February 23, 2010 at 6:37 pmPoor, poor Bossy!
Postponed road trip?
I feel your pain.
Linda_M says
February 23, 2010 at 6:41 pmFour impacted wisdom teeth. Two nights in hospital.
Amelia says
February 23, 2010 at 6:53 pmKidney stone attack while having contractions. Lots of Demerol. Ouch.
Mother Chaos says
February 23, 2010 at 7:01 pmPicked up kid. Back went PWANG! Years later, Vicodin daily.
(does “GAH!” count as a word, or can we just take it as a wordless scream of sheerest frustration…?)
(wait…does all of THAT count as words? because they aren’t WORDS, they’re ASIDES. That’s different from words. Right? Right. Carry on.)
Manisha says
February 23, 2010 at 7:23 pmNo drugs during delivery. Got peaceful baby. Was worth it!
Caroline says
February 23, 2010 at 7:32 pmObstructed tear duct. Post-surgical saline injections to keep duct open. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Caroline says
February 23, 2010 at 7:34 pmOh, and…
Age 17: Walked through sand-covered campfire after bluegrass festival. Third-degree burns on bare foot. Had to postpone college. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Kelly Stern says
February 23, 2010 at 7:52 pmAwwww… i hope all is okay and you make a speedy recovery… you should hire a free chaueffer (?) to do your book trip…heehe… hope you get well soon jeff and i send our love!
Niki in Baltimore says
February 23, 2010 at 7:57 pmAll four wisdom teeth impacted on Christmas morning; kill me.
Manic Mommy says
February 23, 2010 at 7:59 pmPushed giant-headed baby four hours. Husband stood on IV.
dexter says
February 23, 2010 at 8:02 pmSlam Weiner in car door, thats all I can say.
Some of these accidents posted are brutal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
home and uncool says
February 23, 2010 at 8:26 pmAs if having the doc shave my balls wasn’t enough …
Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) says
February 23, 2010 at 8:46 pmGreat Dane collides with knee. Three. Complete. Knee. Reconstructions. Many tears.
krazy kris says
February 23, 2010 at 9:03 pmkneecap to metatarsals of right foot fractured, Gimme Morphine!!!!
Ellen says
February 23, 2010 at 9:13 pmFeel better, Bossy! This looks painful. (I’m a slacker with 10 word Tuesday, I know).
bossy's friend martha's sister says
February 23, 2010 at 9:34 pmbroken heart… once or twice… no..no…. three major times…
Carrie says
February 23, 2010 at 9:59 pmBroken jaw, liquid for 6 weeks, would rather give birth.
LisaJane says
February 23, 2010 at 10:02 pmruptured disk C6-C7 neck… on vacation in NYC… morphine
Faith says
February 23, 2010 at 10:12 pmAbcesses – inner ear or bad root canal – not same time!
Deb says
February 23, 2010 at 10:13 pmWhen a branch impaled my head and I needed staples…
feel better soon!
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
February 23, 2010 at 10:14 pmSqueezing a watermelon through a peehole was not exactly pleasant.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
February 23, 2010 at 10:15 pmThe first epidural didn’t take, so they gave me another.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
February 23, 2010 at 10:16 pmI wanted to give the doctor an epidural, via peehole.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
February 23, 2010 at 10:18 pmPlease feel better soon, where soon equals nubaine or morphine.
Junebug says
February 23, 2010 at 11:05 pmI passed a kidney stone that looked like a cockleburr.
kimblahg says
February 23, 2010 at 11:07 pmForced out of bed after triplets born via emergency c-section.
(External cut from hip to hip, internally? Uterus sliced from top to bottom. When that nurse told me the catheter was coming out & I had to get up to pee, I would have punched her if I could have moved.)
((Feel better))
Domestic CEO says
February 23, 2010 at 11:22 pmEctopic pregnancy, surgery, also pregnant with twins, no pain meds
BossysMom says
February 24, 2010 at 1:05 amoh my goodness people, now I have to try to sleep…
my baby girl bossy…feel better.
BossysMom says
February 24, 2010 at 1:13 amInner ear viris. balance gone. 15 years and counting…sick.
sugarpie says
February 24, 2010 at 1:15 amKstones, thrice. Iodine IV? Like being microwaved from inside out.
Helen+ilana=Hi says
February 24, 2010 at 1:17 amPost kids periods from hell. How’d I spell relief?
H-y-s-t-e-r-e-c-t-o-m-y!!
sugarpie says
February 24, 2010 at 1:19 amAlso: get well soon Bossy, but ixnay on the ancing-day.
Cristina says
February 24, 2010 at 1:55 amTummy tuck, cried, wondered what the EFFF I was thinking
Cupcake Murphy says
February 24, 2010 at 1:57 amHoly mother of god: cramps so bad, butt fell off.
Cupcake Murphy says
February 24, 2010 at 2:11 amHangnail infected. Felt like molten lava under fingernail. Nearly vomited.
Cupcake Murphy says
February 24, 2010 at 2:15 amTry this: 106 fever, double pneumonia. Every breath = stabbing. Unfun.
devonshire says
February 24, 2010 at 3:52 amCut through muscle and nerve in finger. Six gory stitches.
Lisa says
February 24, 2010 at 7:58 amsled. snow. rock through sled, up butt crack…slam! tailbone.
Richard says
February 24, 2010 at 9:23 amRectal biopsy causes intense pain and finds stage two cancer.
km says
February 24, 2010 at 9:36 am3hrs after Csection decide must visit kid in NICU.Yikes!!!
Ain't Miss Beehaven says
February 24, 2010 at 9:44 amChildbirth, back labor, 10 plus hours of barfing times 2!
(PS – Hope Bossy feels better quickly!)
Tara says
February 24, 2010 at 9:49 amemergency appendectomy 2 days after separation from husband.
Therese says
February 24, 2010 at 9:56 amBack Labor – 15 hours, pushing – 2 hours, stitches down there!
Liza says
February 24, 2010 at 10:33 ambroken nose from random act of violence, emotional & physical.
(also second broken nose to fix first = unfun but had meds)
Sissy in Texas says
February 24, 2010 at 11:04 amPancreatitis made childbirth pale – did not even get a souvenir.
TanyaK says
February 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm5:00am. Tripped in neighbor’s yard. Ankle sprained. Embarrassing AND painful!
Lisa says
February 24, 2010 at 1:17 pmBreast ReDuCtiOn surgery horrible…BUT…not as bad as having the 2 drain tubes YANKED out .. boy am i a perky mama!
)OO(
coastal nest hopes Bossy gets better!!!!!
Reeb says
February 24, 2010 at 1:27 pmLower back pain, figured out how to have painless .
(Christina/53, email me. I’ll give you tips.)
Reeb says
February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pmBossy, hope these horror stories encourage/entertain you. Wowza. I’m stunned!
martha in mobile says
February 24, 2010 at 2:56 pmPre-lumpectomy dye injected deep into nipples without anaesthesia. Very. Painful.
Catriona says
February 24, 2010 at 4:17 pmChildbirth. Legs went numb with every contraction. Lovely baby though!
Kelly says
February 24, 2010 at 4:19 pmUm, how can I possibly follow Martha above me? Now I’ll be thinking of that in the dark, thanks.
(Back spasms after carrying toddler on hip too long. Weak.)
Bonnie says
February 24, 2010 at 5:59 pm#123 –
Thought kidney stone OR 39 hour labor – but BOTH?? ACK!
Amy says
February 24, 2010 at 6:08 pmDoc with hand in my womb turning twin b manually.
Get better!
KathyB says
February 24, 2010 at 8:00 pmEctopic for me. Bossy, please follow orders and rest(escape).
WendyP says
February 24, 2010 at 10:09 pmThursday – pregnant, migraine, in the ER, ” *please* call my name…”
Maureen says
February 24, 2010 at 11:34 pmleft-handed.
2nd degree burns on left palm, hosting party days away…
Feel better Bossy!
Stephanie says
February 24, 2010 at 11:42 pmMeningitis. Brain swollen. Owie.
Jo says
February 25, 2010 at 7:31 amTonsillectomy at 42 way worse than 3 deliveries combined
Lin says
February 25, 2010 at 10:03 amInfected incision from laproscopic surgery ~ internal packing needed OUCH!!
Rachel says
February 25, 2010 at 10:51 amKidney donation surgery pain intense. Heart sings with joy and morphine!
Texas Susan says
February 25, 2010 at 11:51 amBroke my foot while eight months pregnant with #2 son.
So big I was zoned as a condo—no lie!
Marmot says
February 25, 2010 at 12:31 pmLabor with no meds Tues-Fri. Baby stuck. C-section. 11lb12oz. Yay.
Mary from California says
February 25, 2010 at 5:03 pmBroke ankle while house hunting.
Real estate agent called 911.
Karenin DE says
February 25, 2010 at 9:24 pmCar accident, broken sternum, lay down on xray table. What?
Karenin DE says
February 25, 2010 at 9:25 pmBroken sternum means hold your nose so you don’t sneeze.
Squaregirl says
February 26, 2010 at 12:11 pmWhen my doctor was sewing up my episiotomy + tear that went well past my perineum and up the middle of my back, he said “A cesarean would have been easier to stitch up than this.”
As if HE was the one inconvenienced by the aforementioned tear.
My pain wasn’t as bad as his after I kicked him in the balls, though.
Meg says
February 26, 2010 at 3:14 pmYeouch, @Squaregirl!
Where was I?
Oh, yes.
Fourth grade, was chased up jungle gym, fell, saw stars.
Kathye says
February 26, 2010 at 9:07 pmSpinal fusion and ten months in body cast.
Baby Favorite says
February 27, 2010 at 7:45 pm2007: Seven root canals, twelve months of Vicodin.
Feel better soon, Bossy!
Just Me says
February 28, 2010 at 4:48 pmOxo peeler excises little fingernail. Bled like a b—h!!!
R.H. says
April 12, 2010 at 8:03 amOh! Way late, but I couldn’t resist this.
Neck Abscess. I wanted to die. Sadly, not allowed.
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