Bossy doesn’t have a whole lot to say about this photo, except You are looking at two molten rocks of hot lava wrapped in sebenty-eleben pounds of surgical gauze and Ace bandages that stay in place for two days. Questions?
Bossy can describe her vascular surgery and postoperative experience in this way: Dear Vascular Surgeon, the dog ate my painkillers. Send more.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you tell Bossy and her council about an instance you were in pain? Oh come on, no one will mind if you let ‘er rip.
And be sure to check back later today for the ouchiest comments on the web. If you’re not reading what others have written, you’re missing a great lesson in creative brevity.
If you missed last week’s Ten-Word Challenge, don’t! Click here to read a succinct description of what Bossy’s council has been up to.