Ladies and Gentleman we draw your attention to Whistler Olympic Park where Bossy’s teenage daughter, United States eye rolling champion, defends her title and goes for international gold.
Anytime you’re ready, Bossy’s daughter.
What do you mean your eyes hurt?
What do you mean your eyes are too itchy to roll?
That’s no way to roll your eyes. Look angry.
What do you mean you’re not in the mood for angry? Bossy brought you into this world and she can take you out. We’ll all grow old right on this spot waiting for you to do your Olympic Eye Rolling routine, Miss Sunny.
Now that’s more like it. And so?
What do you mean you can’t roll your eyes slow?
Bossy sees what you mean. Well then roll those eyes fast!
What do you mean Bossy’s camera isn’t fast enough to capture your Olympic eye roll? That’s like saying a little white girl who looks like Paul Simon can’t do a vault with a broken ankle! Kerri you can do eet!