Ladies and Gentleman we draw your attention to Whistler Olympic Park where Bossy’s teenage daughter, United States eye rolling champion, defends her title and goes for international gold.
Anytime you’re ready, Bossy’s daughter.
What do you mean your eyes hurt?
What do you mean your eyes are too itchy to roll?
That’s no way to roll your eyes. Look angry.
What do you mean you’re not in the mood for angry? Bossy brought you into this world and she can take you out. We’ll all grow old right on this spot waiting for you to do your Olympic Eye Rolling routine, Miss Sunny.
Now that’s more like it. And so?
What do you mean you can’t roll your eyes slow?
Bossy sees what you mean. Well then roll those eyes fast!
What do you mean Bossy’s camera isn’t fast enough to capture your Olympic eye roll? That’s like saying a little white girl who looks like Paul Simon can’t do a vault with a broken ankle! Kerri you can do eet!
corrie says
March 1, 2010 at 8:55 amMy ten year old daughter has just this weekend started with some serious ‘tude ! She’s no eye roll champion yet~ but it’s coming pretty soon I can tell! Bossy’s claims about Miss Sunshine’s champion status is questioned here… she really too sparkling and friendly for such attitude!
Jean says
March 1, 2010 at 9:05 amOne of those shots has the EXACT look my 12 yr. old daughter hits me with daily!!
Bossy’s daughter is very sunny, indeed.
Miz SassyPants says
March 1, 2010 at 9:06 amPrincess Bossy is beautiful! And wait – when she’s 17 like my girl child she’ll be able to do them on command, 24/7! 😀
dgm says
March 1, 2010 at 9:36 amI think she needs a better coach. You’re not giving her enough to roll her eyes at.
P.S. Jones says
March 1, 2010 at 10:11 amHave you ever thought about coaching professionally? So funny. Especially your Keri comment!
William says
March 1, 2010 at 10:52 amThe eye roll is botha winter and summer sport.
Heide says
March 1, 2010 at 11:10 amThank you, I really needed a good laugh this morning.
What Happens Next says
March 1, 2010 at 11:32 amShe looks more like you every day! And that’s a very good thing.
BTW, has she been coaching the four year-old who lives here? He’s going to be totally ready for the 2012 games. Minus the smile.
sue says
March 1, 2010 at 12:18 pmYou can HEAR my 15 year old’s eye rolls from every room in the house.
Shelley says
March 1, 2010 at 12:20 pmI have a 15 year-old girl that I believe is in medal contention. Watch out, Bossy’s daughter. My girl is an expert.
Ms. Cranky Pants says
March 1, 2010 at 12:54 pmHow is it that Bossy’s Daughter can make a typically annoying teenage gesture absolutely ADORABLE?!
La Suzette says
March 1, 2010 at 1:56 pmI think it is needs a “Whatever” to be truly complete. Bossy’s Daughter, never lose the smile! It’s better to be a lovable sunny girl than a gold medal eye roller!
meleah rebeccah says
March 1, 2010 at 2:22 pmBossy’s Daughter is EXACTLY like Meleah’s Son. [Except for the gender difference!]
Suzanne says
March 1, 2010 at 2:35 pmMy boys are grown.. (thank Gah!) I don’t miss the attitude At. All.
But let me say… Bossy’s daughter is so freakin cute!
steph says
March 1, 2010 at 2:51 pmIt makes me a little sad to think that I am too old to be a medal contender in that sport. Alas, time moves on and each generation must have its turn and its own heros. I wish Bossy’s daughter all the best.
foolery says
March 1, 2010 at 2:59 pmI am the eye roll champ west of the Rockies (see my Facebook profile photo). My daughters, however, are the uncontested masters of hands-on-hips-with-a-hip-thrust-foot-stamp-heavy-sigh-3/4-turn-on-heel-and-stomp-off routine. So, maybe we can all train together?
Lynn from For Love or Funny says
March 1, 2010 at 3:09 pmMy 10 year old might qualify for the bronze medal…although she’d definitely win gold for the event, “Deep sobs from out of left field.”
Meg says
March 1, 2010 at 3:44 pmOh, Bossy’s Daughter might have the women’s event all locked up, but Meg’s Son is the undisputed champ in the Male Junior Division. He also wins the Sarcasm contest.
GrandeMocha says
March 1, 2010 at 4:36 pmI’m looking for my own Olympic Sport. I need something where a baby belly 7 yrs after the baby is an advantage. Anything normally done by skinny little girls is OUT. No one could lift me over his head. Bobsled?
Jayme says
March 1, 2010 at 4:53 pmWe may have to have a competition between your daughter and my 8 year old son. He rolls his eyes at us so much (since he was 5) that he doesn’t even realize that he is doing it.
Reeb says
March 1, 2010 at 6:40 pmThis is what videos are for. We know you know what videos are.
Your daughter is certainly patient with you. Bodes well for the years after she puts you into The Home.
Strizz says
March 1, 2010 at 9:08 pmI constantly roll my eyes. I can’t even help it anymore. Sometimes i don’t even realise Im doing it! And I do that like fur ball UGGGHHH disgusted throat sound thing, again often without even noticing. My kids? Totally into the monkey see monkey do thing. UGH. lol
Dawn in Austin says
March 1, 2010 at 10:19 pmBossy’s daughter is so cute, it almost makes me wish all mine hadn’t grown up already. Sometimes I miss a good eyeroll.
Sadie at heyMamas says
March 1, 2010 at 10:51 pmOh yeah, got one of those on my hands as well….olympic sized all right.
Sadie at heyMamas
Baby Favorite says
March 1, 2010 at 11:19 pmI can’t imagine having to deal with such an uncooperative child. Sheesh!
😉
She is darling and I have decided that she will make a superb daughter-in-law. I’m hoping she doesn’t mind moving to California too much…
crazyjane says
March 1, 2010 at 11:32 pmi often think my teenage son must be able to see his own brain.
The Domestic Goddess says
March 2, 2010 at 7:18 amJeebus, I’m in for it.
Gail K. says
March 2, 2010 at 9:48 amCoach,
You are causing the child to have FOREHEAD wrinkles with all this training! she does not need to enter the “Botox Downhill/Uphill” event at this tender age – or any age for that matter.
Too freaking funny!!
Shayera says
March 3, 2010 at 3:14 pmThe 3 year old nephew, who is now 5 (how did that happen!?!?) is a champion eye roller. There is some suggestion he learned it from his favorite aunt. But I ain’t tellin’! 😉