The other night Bossy accidentally caught this accidental pose by Simon Cowell while pausing the American Idol broadcast, accidentally.
The reason this is so funny to Bossy is not because Simon Cowell looks to be giving one of the contestants the finger.
No, it’s funny to Bossy because Bossy paused the show in order to go into an ill-advised long-winded explanation — directed at Bossy’s daughter — about the function of a record producer in the recording studio and Oh my gah they make or break an artist’s vision, and they totally transform strummy songs into techno hits, and and and Bossy’s daughter was all Can’t you see the television screen, woman?
While we’re on the subject of Simon Cowell because sister mercy Bossy may never be on this subject again, Bossy used to think he was mean and ugly mean and also mean, but now more often than not Bossy thinks his advice is pitch-perfect — and see how Bossy did that? Used a music reference right here in the middle of an American Idol post?
Dear Friday, take Bossy away…