Welcome to the (No) Book Tour Countdown, where Bossy will — and this is a stretch — count down the days until she leaves on her (No) Book Tour. Bossy will use this space to detail what she’s up to as she plans, organizes, and collapses in fits. Shall we?
Try not to think Bossy is too sexy for this road trip, but the above boxes are what arrived in the mail today — they are knee-high compression stockings. In nude.
Isn’t it a coincidence that the girl on the front of the box is also climbing out of her road trip car, after waking up at 4:30 a.m., so she can drive for six hours, keeping herself awake by allowing herself one Pringle every mile marker?
Except Bossy doesn’t drive in heels, she wears sneakers, and Bossy doesn’t drive in a dress, she drives in yoga pants, and Bossy doesn’t drive, she forges ahead.
Anyway, this is what Bossy is up to these days: fretting over the planning of her itinerary and awaiting UPS trucks which deliver things Bossy will need while she’s gone, such as these stockings and a package of her favorite
ace bandages bras.
Speaking of Bossy’s (No) Book Tour, if you did not fill out this quick and easy form, you are not officially signed-up for Bossy’s trip — which means you won’t get the emails regarding meet-ups, you won’t be listed on the map or links list, so please go to that form now!
Bossy wants You!
Linda says
March 26, 2010 at 9:04 amAre you sending e-mails Bossy? Cuz I signed up in that first weekend with an e-mail exchange and everything and I haven’t heard from you. I will go an see if Gmail is betraying me by expanding the powers of it’s junk folder.
Stacey Ball says
March 26, 2010 at 11:41 amPringles are by far the best road trip snack ever. I’m not sure I could stick to the one every mile marker challenge though…I’d probably start going into convulsions.
Ris says
March 26, 2010 at 11:58 amVery exciting, Bossy, very exciting.
Kitten says
March 26, 2010 at 12:14 pmBossy darling, you are hilarious. So wonderful, in fact, that whenever anything particularly good happens in my life, I wish for a Bossy-fied post on the subject. Alas, my skills, they are not as good as Bossy’s.
Amber Lee says
March 26, 2010 at 1:04 pmWill there be a seagull in the corner of Bossy’s pictures again?
sevedra says
March 26, 2010 at 2:33 pmPosted about my anticipation of your visit! Tagged it for Poverty Party, didn’t want to make a new tag cause I am LAZY
http://wimbittworld.wordpress.com/2010/03/26/big-name-blogger-coming-soon/
Em says
March 26, 2010 at 3:30 pmOkay, so here’s the thing…I’m going to be doing a cross-country move (California –> Massachusetts) starting on the 8th. So, basically, while Bossy is on her No Book Tour, I’m on my No Home Tour. I’m putting myself on the email list anyway and perhaps there will be kismet or fate or the stars will align or something & we’ll be touring the same part of the country at the same time & I’ll get to be part of the NBT! One tip, and it’s about pie: if you are touring through Missouri, make sure you go here: http://www.yelp.com/biz/a-slice-of-pie-rolla You will thank me, honest.
Lynn @ Walking With Scissors says
March 26, 2010 at 4:49 pmI would sign up for your (No)Book tour, but there’s no space marked “Province” on your questionnaire. If you venture north of the border, though, count me in! 🙂
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
March 26, 2010 at 10:46 pmI’m betting BOSSY has already figured out that those stockings have nothing to do with fashion.
Amber Star says
March 27, 2010 at 11:04 amI put my info and got an email off to my cousin and sister. I swear we are nice and funny people. Will be anxiously awaiting an email from you sometime…like when you will be in Texas. If you decide to stay with us we won’t ask you to paint or anything. Cross my heart…not like the ungratefuls of a while back.