When last we saw Bossy she was returning a camera lens she purchased an hour prior, and then Bossy drove ten thousand miles and married a barkeep in the middle of nowhere wrapped in nowhere Texas. The end.
Perhaps Bossy should start at the beginning.
Bossy was born a poor black blogger. And so she returned a camera lens in Houston Texas and waved goodbye to her beautiful and talented Houston host and drove off toward Austin Texas, where she had a date to meet a table full of Bossy’s Austin council, and much fun was had by all, such as Dawn, Sharon, Laurie, Jami, Nikki, Rachel, the cutest blogger in America Amanda, Liz, and Hokgardner, with a special shout out to Megan and Deb.
The next morning that was so early it was actually dark night, Bossy climbed in her (Harrison) Ford and drove toward West Texas, where drove equals swam:
That’s right, the rural road in the middle of nowhere wrapped inside more nowhere was periodically washed out, and Bossy had to eye the flood yardstick and eye the waterfall created by the washed out road and eye her bleary eyes and make a decision about whether she could reach the other side.
Luckily Bossy wasn’t all alone in the middle of nowhere wrapped in nowhere or this might have been very scary — but as always Bossy had (Harrison) Ford, and he was handsome and brave as ever, and together they forged the ocean that was lying on the roadway by mistake.
And then Bossy was well on her way to meet her destiny, where destiny equals a nap in her backseat under a tree outside of a bar in Marfa Texas:
Why ever were you in Marfa Texas, you may be asking Bossy, where you equals Bossy’s friend Bobo, who is the only one patient enough to scroll through all of these photos, hi Bobo!
Well, Bossy was in Marfa Texas to meet up with other bloggers who were gathering in Marfa Texas to review a murder mystery which takes place in Marfa Texas. Marfa Texas Marfa Texas.
Remember that John Cusack movie about the barkeep and the blogger? It ends with the blogger waking up at five in the morning so she can drive ten-thousand miles to Scottsdale Arizona.
Once in Scottsdale, Bossy met up with more of her council on a patio with a sweet breeze blowing across the basin, like MommyMae and Wendy and Cindy and Regina and Jess, with a special shout out to Tamis and Tracy and Diane and Andrea and Lori:
And now Bossy is diligently working at her friend Wendy’s house, where working equals Oh my gah has anyone seen the new Bravo show 9 By Design?