Once upon a time, before online dating clubs, there lived personal ads in the back of newspapers. Yesterday Bossy decided to peruse this section of her hometown newspaper, where 100% females and Russian Delights are available by appointment for nine-inches of pipe and your every foot fetish.
Here are a few highlights, where highlights equal how low can you go:
Which is nothing compared to the always irresistible:
This got Bossy thinking about personal ads in general. Many years ago, Bossy and her mom thought it was a terrific exercise to write your own personal ad — even if you’re not looking for a mate — because when hypothetically looking for someone or something, it forces you to encapsulate who you are.
Each word matters and each reference helps paint the picture of you.
If Bossy remembers correctly, Bossy’s mom crafted a personal ad in which she was looking for someone with the combined qualities and traits of Quincy Jones and Shelby Foote — while Bossy, who was made lonely living far from family and this had just happened, was seeking the cast of Thirtysomething to befriend.
If Bossy were to write a personal ad now, it might go a little like this: Blogger seeks council to leave distracting comments in the hundreds.
Which is what today’s Ten-Word Challenge is all about. In exactly ten words, can you write your own personal ad for who or what you are looking for?
And be sure to check back later today for the best personal ads on the web!
If you missed last week’s Ten-Word Challenge, don’t! Just click here to read over 100 recommendations of where and what to eat locally according to Bossy’s esteemed council around the globe.
BOSSY says
June 22, 2010 at 12:13 pmLooking for an airy rustic studio, to write. Or nap.
ScottsdaleGirl says
June 22, 2010 at 12:14 pmISO large beach front property with all white interior
BOSSY says
June 22, 2010 at 12:15 pmSeeking plane ticket to anywhere where nothing happens. Views, please.
Ariel says
June 22, 2010 at 12:15 pmLooking for a boat to sail around the world in.
BOSSY says
June 22, 2010 at 12:19 pmSeeking someone to untangle knots. Mostly those inside Bossy’s head.
Kait says
June 22, 2010 at 12:24 pmISO quiet. Must be noise/smell/mess/obligation free.
Nancy [Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas] says
June 22, 2010 at 12:25 pmRedhead by choice seeks humorous partner who can keep up.
souphead says
June 22, 2010 at 12:27 pmwanted: clear passage of oxygen through left nostril. ahhh-choo!
heidig says
June 22, 2010 at 12:29 pmWanted: Sister who doesn’t want to live in TX while I live in CT.
WebSavvyMom says
June 22, 2010 at 12:30 pm–>ISO wealthy philathropher to support MY family, no strings attached.
http://www.WebSavvyMom.com
yvonne nc says
June 22, 2010 at 12:45 pmiso retirement, rural riverfront property and winning lottery ticket.
Amy in NJ says
June 22, 2010 at 12:53 pmISO maid to do laundry, cook, clean, fix drywall holes
Stacey Ball says
June 22, 2010 at 12:54 pmSpit up covered mom, you willing to change shitty diapers.
GreatAunt says
June 22, 2010 at 1:18 pmCrackerjack employee seeks new employment, challenges and mostly new boss.
vuboq says
June 22, 2010 at 1:35 pmMe: Slim. You: swimsuit that doesn’t look like parachute pants.
APeetsMom says
June 22, 2010 at 1:39 pmSeeking access to large Swiss back account to spend carelessly!
foolery says
June 22, 2010 at 1:42 pmISO of raison d’etre. Old one shabby. Please send photos.
leslie says
June 22, 2010 at 1:49 pmISO one winning lotto ticket; want to retire and craft.
Liza says
June 22, 2010 at 2:07 pmISO tall, dark, handsome and well (endowed), for string-less attachment.
Tami Wyatt says
June 22, 2010 at 2:11 pmISO magic wand in working order. Serious inquiries only, please.
deborah says
June 22, 2010 at 2:13 pmISO of solution for depression aimless living anxiety and panic
deborah says
June 22, 2010 at 2:16 pmno no..second wish..
ISO my real true personailty. If found, enjoy and return.
rockle says
June 22, 2010 at 2:32 pmLost: mind. Slightly warped, sometimes dirty. Hardly used, but missed.
ags345 says
June 22, 2010 at 2:53 pmISO Gulf beach with no oil worries. Heartbreakingly futile wish.
grandma j says
June 22, 2010 at 3:10 pmI did not submit that last ad, but could have.
Meg at the Members Lounge says
June 22, 2010 at 3:28 pmWanted: Bungalow at beach, will fill with laughter and wine.
pamela dayton time says
June 22, 2010 at 3:29 pmhot, bothered mama ISO someone to deliver coffee and chocolate.
pamela dayton time says
June 22, 2010 at 3:30 pmISO band of kindly gypsies to borrow children for awhile.
LizP says
June 22, 2010 at 3:41 pmCouple with four children seeks wife to cook and clean.
Catherine McP says
June 22, 2010 at 3:42 pmISO different coworker, quiet voiced or altogether mute, good food.
Debby says
June 22, 2010 at 3:52 pmThought about part-time, then leave of absence, now to quit?
krg says
June 22, 2010 at 4:17 pmiso,far flung correspondent, but we enjoyed him while here
BossysMom says
June 22, 2010 at 4:18 pmISO combined qualities of Quincy Jones, Shelby Foote and Doc. Kovorkian.
krg says
June 22, 2010 at 4:20 pmoh my, new info. coming back soon. don’t need ad!
Ranger says
June 22, 2010 at 4:29 pmIn search of…oh hell, you know who you are.
dexter says
June 22, 2010 at 5:30 pmMan with acne looking for love with a hot dermatologist
Doug says
June 22, 2010 at 6:10 pmAs long as you’re hot inside–and sane–I’m yours.
The Great Getzby says
June 22, 2010 at 6:33 pmCollege hustler seeks benefactor to pay for odd jobs, food
Bonnie says
June 22, 2010 at 6:53 pmAd writing is harder than it looks at first glance!
ruth says
June 22, 2010 at 6:56 pmISO man who will adore me… Me? can do my thing while you housekeep etc.
PS Good in bed a +
ruth says
June 22, 2010 at 6:56 pmHmmm Doug? I ‘m here,,,, do you housekeep?
Bush Babe (of Granite Glen) says
June 22, 2010 at 7:30 pmHarried babe seeks 1 hour of peace from outside world.
lauren says
June 22, 2010 at 8:47 pmiso relief from stressful world, oh wait, where’s the wine?
pamela dayton time says
June 22, 2010 at 9:21 pmmaybe you should just go away and let me sleep.
Totalspacecadet says
June 22, 2010 at 10:25 pmNew mom seeks other moms for walks and scintillating conversation.
Beth says
June 22, 2010 at 10:26 pmDesperately seeking repository for 40 extra pounds: serious inquiries only.
[But I like #29 and #36 better]
GrandeMocha says
June 22, 2010 at 10:53 pmGreatAunt said it best, new boss, no grumps allowed.
GrandeMocha says
June 22, 2010 at 10:53 pmWinning lotto ticket would make it all better
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
June 22, 2010 at 10:55 pmSomeone to clean my house the way I do–for free!
GrandeMocha says
June 22, 2010 at 10:55 pmhusband and son go on family outing, Alone
Just Me says
June 22, 2010 at 11:07 pmIs that graphic your hometown paper? If so, we’re neighbors!
Maureen in IL says
June 22, 2010 at 11:17 pmDWF seeks . . . . oh bloody hell, this is way too difficult
linlah says
June 23, 2010 at 12:52 amSeeking sunny days, cool nights, sandy beaches to ride on
Amber Lee says
June 23, 2010 at 1:50 amWanted: money for fixing of theft sensory in 2003 Malibu
km says
June 23, 2010 at 8:38 amISO household staff of three, chauffeur, housekeeper and gardener.Soon!.
kathleen says
June 23, 2010 at 9:17 amWANTED:housekeeper bone idle couple in dire need of help
kathleen says
June 23, 2010 at 9:22 amMWF looking for man whisperer” put seat down,down,down”
kathleen says
June 23, 2010 at 9:36 amseamstress needed. seams are bursting and I’m screaming . challenging work.
Lisa Ann says
June 23, 2010 at 10:15 amISO BIG winning lotto ticket – I will even buy it.
A says
June 23, 2010 at 11:16 amISO a comfy chair next to the blue on the map.
runnergirl says
June 23, 2010 at 9:53 pmISO last first date, personality, good looks, hello baby daddy!!!!
Coco says
June 24, 2010 at 11:59 pmLonging for laughter and intelligent banter and lots of space.
Leslie B says
June 25, 2010 at 6:53 pmBest.Indian.Food.Ever. Hema’s Kitchen off Devon in Chicago. Love it. Even my Indian American mother in law loves it.
Leslie B says
June 25, 2010 at 6:54 pmWhoops. Somehow my answer for last week’s 10 word Tuesday ended up here. Sorry!
country mouse says
June 27, 2010 at 4:51 am15 y.o.s. and I ISO season 2 of Lost–right now at 1:51 am!!!