The first thing you need to do is gather a stack of hot black leggings, preferably preshrunk and dotted with dog hair and dryer lint:
Next you’ll need some black bras:
While on the subject of the summer-friendly color black, you’ll need a little black dress, hold the little:
Next you’ll need a little something to tangle around the neck:
Don’t forget your favorite shirt in a very unique color such as black black black — and those boyfriend jeans you scored at Nordstrom Rack!
And finally, please do forget the stifling leather jacket you purchased one full year after the trend!
Bossy will be traveling to New York City today to participate in BlogHer’10, which is several days of debauchery learning and networking, but she’ll be posting photos and a detailed daily account over the weekend so keep close!
WebSavvyMom says
August 5, 2010 at 8:38 am–>Have fun! I wish I was there so I could meet you and many other blogging buddies.
The Domestic Goddess says
August 5, 2010 at 8:55 amLet’s see…large groups of people? Interaction? TALKING TO STRANGERS? Better you than me. And I wonder where my kids get it. Hmmmm…
Mocha says
August 5, 2010 at 9:01 amCan’t WAIT to see you and that sassy leather jacket!
Matthew says
August 5, 2010 at 9:27 amOk, but keep in mind dance clubs in NY won’t let you waltz in at midnight wearing that like Chicago did. Not that this year’s BlogHer will ever compare to 2009. You know, when I was there.
Elizabeth Barrett says
August 5, 2010 at 9:33 amTo all of us who read you, you are fabulous because of what you write, not what you wear. No worries about the packing. Have fun and make us proud.
BossysMom says
August 5, 2010 at 9:40 amWise woman, that Elizabeth….
but sometimes what you write is about these hilarious wardrobe capers.
Meg T. says
August 5, 2010 at 10:26 ambut the SHIRT! I must have one! I love it so.
Bonnie says
August 5, 2010 at 11:20 amWhat about shoes???
(Im going to NYC next week for a mother/son weekend and need to know about the SHOES)
Have Fun!
Half Assed Kitchen says
August 5, 2010 at 12:50 pmEven though you know you’ll wear nothing but your cute tank tops, skirts only you can pull off and your all-stars. (Okay, maybe the leggings.) : )
GrandeMocha says
August 5, 2010 at 1:29 pmNo underpants either?
Gail K. says
August 5, 2010 at 1:52 pmNY in August + Black = droopy, soggy, sweaty Bossy.
Of course, NY in August + any color known to womankind = droopy, soggy, sweaty….well, you get the picture.
Have a wonderful time!!
MarathonMom says
August 5, 2010 at 2:00 pmIf you wear that leather jacket in August NY heat you need to be committed. One of you bloggers – take care of that.
Reeb says
August 5, 2010 at 6:55 pmThanks a lot, Bossy. Now my clothes are clamoring to be photographed and commented on, and I don’t even have a blog.
Cal says
August 5, 2010 at 7:56 pmLeather ~ in August ~ in NY???? You might want to change this blog to… i am crazy. Drag out your chic, and comfy poverty boots from VT. I adore you stranger friend but leather is a no no.
ruth says
August 5, 2010 at 9:21 pmtwo suggestions…. cool/ alcoholic drinks and HAVE FUN!
Catherine McP says
August 5, 2010 at 9:41 pmYou’ll be the coolest cat there!
Catherine McP says
August 5, 2010 at 9:43 pmOh yea, and the black ace bandages? I thought it was a back pack or something at first!
Suzi says
August 6, 2010 at 9:36 amHey, Bossy. Cute picture of you on the BlogHer Facebook snapshot section.
Suzi says
August 6, 2010 at 9:37 amAnd, yes, you were wearing black.
Adorable Girlfriend says
August 6, 2010 at 9:34 pmI haven’t see you yet. I saw WRH but did not get to approach her yet. Hope to see you tomorrow!
eliz says
August 6, 2010 at 10:46 pmWhere to you buy those ace bandage bras? I could use some of those. I don’t have a whole lot to stuff in a bra and hate wires!
KathyB says
August 7, 2010 at 9:50 amWhaaa? Tired of the cute red wrap dress already?
Nobody in NY in August but tourists, and those who serve them. This from my second cousin who took us to Greenwich Village to Davey Jones store on a Sunday in August. 1968
He lived in Pennington NJ. Grandmother, aunt, cousins Patti and Steve also on the trip. Jake same age as aunt, adored my grandmother. It was sooooooooo hot.
I would say enjoy, but you always do :>)
Doug says
August 7, 2010 at 5:04 pmHope you catch up with Jenny a.k.a. The Blogess. The two of you in the same room would be better than a front-row seat at the best NYC theater.
Have fun.
mesothelioma treating says
August 16, 2010 at 6:47 amThe jacket looks really awesome