The first thing you need to do is gather a stack of hot black leggings, preferably preshrunk and dotted with dog hair and dryer lint:
Next you’ll need some black bras:
While on the subject of the summer-friendly color black, you’ll need a little black dress, hold the little:
Next you’ll need a little something to tangle around the neck:
Don’t forget your favorite shirt in a very unique color such as black black black — and those boyfriend jeans you scored at Nordstrom Rack!
And finally, please do forget the stifling leather jacket you purchased one full year after the trend!
Bossy will be traveling to New York City today to participate in BlogHer’10, which is several days of
debauchery learning and networking, but she’ll be posting photos and a detailed daily account over the weekend so keep close!