This little guy.
He was in close proximity to Bossy all day yesterday, as his family situated themselves on a plot of sand directly next to Bossy. Bossy admits she doesn’t like kids. Well, that’s not true — but she isn’t one of those people who love babies just because they’re babies, or thinks all kids are adorable. She enjoys kids, as Nicholas Cage says in The Family Man, but on a case by case basis.
Enter this little guy. He was completely happy, self-contained, self-directed, smart, content, flirty, and lit from within. He had his little shit completely together, all day long. Also, he looked like Matt Damon.