Meet Danger. He’s 93-year-old Ancentus Akuku, a Kenyan polygamist with 100 wives and 160 children. He died this week after an illness — and that illness was wanting 100 wives and 160 children in the first place, because gah.
Nicknamed Danger due to his ability to convince women it was a good idea to marry someone with 99 wives and more than 150 children, he credits his long life to a diet favoring vegetables.
Danger’s many accomplishments where accomplishments equal sperm, include the fabrication of two elementary schools, one church, and nearly 200 kids’ names. In the end, Danger collapsed at home from high blood pressure. And is it any wonder?