Perhaps the above admission finally addresses a few concerns regarding why Bossy hasn’t been posting on this blog as frequently, or why she hasn’t been posting at a regular time each day, or why Bossy doesn’t seem to comment on other blogs as much, or take as many photos, or update her
left-column features, or return emails, or gah y’all have a lot of concerns. Bossy does too.
The fact is Bossy and her husband have been separated since the spring, where separated equals they still spend a lot of time together.
You see, always eager to pioneer the latest trend, Bossy and her husband are forging new territory in the arena of the undivorced. This means Bossy and her husband believe in maintaining a sense of family despite their own marital issues, and to this end the Bossy household is still very lively with Bossy family activity.
The only difference is now Bossy lives around the corner at her mother’s house, except those nights when Bossy is staying at her own house, which she does on a fairly regular basis, and who is confused? Bossy put your hand down.
In whatever case, Bossy will now demonstrate how convenient her mother’s house is to the Bossy family household — who wants to see? Stella put your paw down.
First you back out of the driveway and onto Bossy’s street:
Then you go to the stop sign and hang a left, where hang equals where you’ll find Bossy now that the temperature is dropping and she no longer lives with her sweet fireplace. Just kidding! Sort of.
Next you proceed for a half-block and Bossy’s mom’s house is the happy beacon on the left:
Bossy has become quite adept at living between two households, where adept means cursing like a sailor as Bossy juggles her laptop and hair products and boots and camera equipment and contact lens stuff and laundry and raw cashews and sister mercy heart pills, shuttling these items and more between Bossy’s two residences.
It’s this very scattered nature of things that has made it difficult for Bossy to post with her previous regularity, or be much of a good citizen at all, but don’t give up on Bossy. She’s trying and figuring things out as she goes along. Lucky you with the front row seat! Buckle up.
Speaking of which, this is Bossy’s new launch pad:
In terms of custody, it’s shared. Of course Bossy is referring to her Tempur Pedic Cloud Supreme mattress — you’ll be happy to learn Bossy has regular bed visitation rights.
And, who? Oh yeah, the kids are shared too, blah blah blah.
The Bossy family has a lot of integrity and care immensely for each other. They will all still be featured here on a regular basis — as will Bossy’s not stray and Bossy’s lap pony, who don’t understand what a separation means but are enjoying the occasional miscommunication that leads to sixteen feedings in a day.
There. Bossy said it. Finally. Bossy doesn’t know what else to add, except to leave you with the new Bossy family motto: