You are looking at Bossy’s new best friend, one of the hosts of the QVC shopping network. Her name is Lisa Robertson, but Bossy calls her Lisa. Robertson.
Isn’t she, like, so pretty? Even if she does have corpse fingers:
But looks aren’t everything. So here is a list of the reasons why Bossy loves her new best friend Lisa:
Because when you phone Lisa to talk about the Ecclissi Sterling Bombe Link Bracelet Watch With Diamond Accents, she seems really glad you called:
And Lisa’s not just a good talker, she’s a great listener:
When you tell Lisa good news, she’s always happy to hear it:
And when you tell Lisa weird news, she gets all concerned:
And when you’re the fifteenth caller in one hour to tell her she’s beautiful, she’s all Oh my gah no way thank you:
And when everything’s been said that needs to be said regarding the weather in Corpus Christi, and your friends in the bridge club, and the Arte D’Argento 48″ Sterling Cultured Freshwater Pearl Necklace, Lisa Robertson waves goodbye like you’re her BFF too:
GrandeMocha says
December 3, 2010 at 10:03 amStep away from the phone Bossy!
Tawny says
December 3, 2010 at 10:21 amDave Venable is my addiction on HSN.
Bossy – maybe Lisa really could be your BF – QVC is based in PA.
Back away slowly Bossy.
: )
Meg at the Members Lounge says
December 3, 2010 at 10:23 amHmm. I found myself mesmerized by Iman the other day when she was shilling wraps on HSN. How do they suck us in like that?
Judy says
December 3, 2010 at 10:35 amLisa’s ‘oh so concerned face’ is the exact one I give my coworkers when they share something I really would rather not know but act all concerned about it anyway.
The only 2 people really worth watching on the home shopping channels is Liza Minelli and Suzanne Somers. I really love their personal stories. I find myself making the ‘oh so concerned face’ over them even though they can’t see me.
Robin says
December 3, 2010 at 10:43 amI avoid TV shopping networks at all costs. Otherwise everybody I know would be getting Snuggies for Christmas. Heh!
Olivia says
December 3, 2010 at 11:46 amIn Canada we have TSC (The Shopping Channel). I am always mesmerized by their “diamonelle” (created diamonds) that look totally real.
Because they are totally real. Only they were grown in a lab instead of in a mine somewhere and didn’t require a war or blood to extract them or something so they are cheaper.
I could look at them all day. I think I have a crow gene – I am attracted by shiny objects.
Liz Tee says
December 3, 2010 at 11:50 amI had no idea QVC was so entertaining. That + a glass of Scotch = hours of amusememt.
Lori says
December 3, 2010 at 12:01 pmI am looking forward to Bossy’s Big Bonanza day. I will definitely call (or comment) and tell Bossy she is beautiful!
birdie23 says
December 3, 2010 at 12:15 pmI am back to HSN & QVC after a long affair & expensive one with GemsTV
Lisa says
December 3, 2010 at 1:09 pmI think bossy wants to be on QVC so she can SHOW UP that corpse fingered, big eyed she devil hawking the faux diamonds and wearing the nylon skimpyness..egads that crap drives me wild. YUCK!
kathleen says
December 3, 2010 at 1:15 pmI’m supposed to buy without credit cards this year. Like that’s gonna happen! Any way, not watching shopping channels helps. Amazon keeps me plenty busy!
La Suzette says
December 3, 2010 at 1:47 pmWhat if @lisa comment 10 were the REAL LISA ROBERTSON??? How cool would that be? Have never watched QVC but bought something from them online once now they won’t leave me alone.
foolery says
December 3, 2010 at 2:32 pm“She’s got Nancy Pelosi eyes.” And now I can’t stop singing that.
joeinvegas says
December 3, 2010 at 5:20 pmYes, put down the phone, and hide that credit card. You have all of the watches you need – (now if it were shoes . . .)
Doug says
December 3, 2010 at 5:44 pmBossy needs to get out more.
Mrs. Tuna says
December 3, 2010 at 5:46 pmI once made a BFF called Michelle’s Little Black Sweater.
http://workingwomansguidetodinner.blogspot.com/2010_10_01_archive.html
ruth says
December 3, 2010 at 9:18 pmIf Bossy had written that book… or written a book about her BLOG adventures… she could be feaured on QVC.
I vote that Bossy writes a book! I’d buy it!
Cupcake Murphy says
December 3, 2010 at 10:01 pmNo hard feelings but I hate Lisa.
Birdbrain says
December 4, 2010 at 3:48 amBossy’s daughter – put a parental lock on the QVC and all other home shopping channels, before your mother goes over to the dark side. I lost a good friend and her entire garage to their evil forces.
Susan says
December 4, 2010 at 12:05 pmThe other night I found Iman hawking her snazzy luggage and became mesmerized. I obediently sat down and watched her for almost 20 minutes.
Jason says
December 4, 2010 at 1:32 pmSo did Bossy get this bracelet?
Giancarlo is not allowed to watch QVC.
mia says
December 4, 2010 at 6:19 pmI have that watch too 😉
And I always notice the manicures – sometimes I can NOT believe they let the hosts on with such raggedy nails 🙂
Ghetto Owl says
December 4, 2010 at 7:53 pmWhat a great concept! I love the way you did this posting!!! Awesome – and funny. I can’t watch too much QVC they creep me out. No one is that friggin happy all the time!
linlah says
December 5, 2010 at 12:09 amI call intervention on this one.
josh says
December 5, 2010 at 5:24 pmLOVEZ LISA! PRETTY TEETH!
conan the barbabian says
December 16, 2010 at 3:07 pmlove to cum inside her