You are looking at Bossy’s new best friend, one of the hosts of the QVC shopping network. Her name is Lisa Robertson, but Bossy calls her Lisa. Robertson.
Isn’t she, like, so pretty? Even if she does have corpse fingers:
But looks aren’t everything. So here is a list of the reasons why Bossy loves her new best friend Lisa:
Because when you phone Lisa to talk about the Ecclissi Sterling Bombe Link Bracelet Watch With Diamond Accents, she seems really glad you called:
And Lisa’s not just a good talker, she’s a great listener:
When you tell Lisa good news, she’s always happy to hear it:
And when you tell Lisa weird news, she gets all concerned:
And when you’re the fifteenth caller in one hour to tell her she’s beautiful, she’s all Oh my gah no way thank you:
And when everything’s been said that needs to be said regarding the weather in Corpus Christi, and your friends in the bridge club, and the Arte D’Argento 48″ Sterling Cultured Freshwater Pearl Necklace, Lisa Robertson waves goodbye like you’re her BFF too:
Step away from the phone Bossy!
Dave Venable is my addiction on HSN.
Bossy – maybe Lisa really could be your BF – QVC is based in PA.
Back away slowly Bossy.
: )
Hmm. I found myself mesmerized by Iman the other day when she was shilling wraps on HSN. How do they suck us in like that?
Lisa’s ‘oh so concerned face’ is the exact one I give my coworkers when they share something I really would rather not know but act all concerned about it anyway.
The only 2 people really worth watching on the home shopping channels is Liza Minelli and Suzanne Somers. I really love their personal stories. I find myself making the ‘oh so concerned face’ over them even though they can’t see me.
I avoid TV shopping networks at all costs. Otherwise everybody I know would be getting Snuggies for Christmas. Heh!
In Canada we have TSC (The Shopping Channel). I am always mesmerized by their “diamonelle” (created diamonds) that look totally real.
Because they are totally real. Only they were grown in a lab instead of in a mine somewhere and didn’t require a war or blood to extract them or something so they are cheaper.
I could look at them all day. I think I have a crow gene – I am attracted by shiny objects.
I had no idea QVC was so entertaining. That + a glass of Scotch = hours of amusememt.
I am looking forward to Bossy’s Big Bonanza day. I will definitely call (or comment) and tell Bossy she is beautiful!
I am back to HSN & QVC after a long affair & expensive one with GemsTV
I think bossy wants to be on QVC so she can SHOW UP that corpse fingered, big eyed she devil hawking the faux diamonds and wearing the nylon skimpyness..egads that crap drives me wild. YUCK!
I’m supposed to buy without credit cards this year. Like that’s gonna happen! Any way, not watching shopping channels helps. Amazon keeps me plenty busy!
What if @lisa comment 10 were the REAL LISA ROBERTSON??? How cool would that be? Have never watched QVC but bought something from them online once now they won’t leave me alone.
“She’s got Nancy Pelosi eyes.” And now I can’t stop singing that.
Yes, put down the phone, and hide that credit card. You have all of the watches you need – (now if it were shoes . . .)
Bossy needs to get out more.
I once made a BFF called Michelle’s Little Black Sweater.
http://workingwomansguidetodinner.blogspot.com/2010_10_01_archive.html
If Bossy had written that book… or written a book about her BLOG adventures… she could be feaured on QVC.
I vote that Bossy writes a book! I’d buy it!
No hard feelings but I hate Lisa.
Bossy’s daughter – put a parental lock on the QVC and all other home shopping channels, before your mother goes over to the dark side. I lost a good friend and her entire garage to their evil forces.
The other night I found Iman hawking her snazzy luggage and became mesmerized. I obediently sat down and watched her for almost 20 minutes.
So did Bossy get this bracelet?
Giancarlo is not allowed to watch QVC.
I have that watch too 😉
And I always notice the manicures – sometimes I can NOT believe they let the hosts on with such raggedy nails 🙂
What a great concept! I love the way you did this posting!!! Awesome – and funny. I can’t watch too much QVC they creep me out. No one is that friggin happy all the time!
I call intervention on this one.
LOVEZ LISA! PRETTY TEETH!
love to cum inside her