Climb on Bossy’s lap and, in exactly ten words, tell her what you want for Christmas. Not health and love blah peace, but think like a kid — got anything you want?
And don’t forget to stop by later today for the best gift ideas on the web.
Nook, tall winter riding boots, gift card to tack shop, cashmere, a dyson (which had best not be purchased by my husband – who knows he is not allowed to buy me appliances for xmas), new flatware – okay not exactly ten words or ten items – but you said sit on my lap style…
I read bossy’s friend martha’s entry as wanting “double porn porn”. Geeze, that does look like pom. Pom… porn. Yep, looks exactly the same in this font. p o r n, double p o r n. Sick. I’m sick. I clued in when ‘knit hat’ came after it… i was all “whaaaa???”
Instant fitness so maybe I’d like jogging and I’d cancel gym membership
Two fully funded college funds
a big box of Cadbury’s Roses that would have no effect on my weight whatsover.
A toasty fire and an excellent book and a cup of Barry’s tea to enjoy the dietetic Roses with:)
A Kindle and an endless supply of free good books that magically appear on said Kindle
A kickass new wardrobe filled with non-Mom stuff.
Four clean bills of health for four humans
A magical cure for a supershedding Black Lab
A massive wine cellar full of delicious vino
Unlimited vacation time and unlimited travel funds
Hang on ,… 10 words. OK then,
“One Powerball Winner tonight, named km,somewhere in CT.”
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Pay off the rest of our debt. Finish the half of the downstairs that is under construction. Expand my bedroom to include a sitting area and one more closet. Oh, and a new job. The old one is really worn out.
Awesome new 15 inch laptop with great sound – since I use it as a stereo. http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/dell-xps-15-laptop/4505-3121_7-34209397.html
New clothes from my brother, who has better taste than me.
Donation to charity in my name – the feel good, clutter-free gift.
A baby who sleeps through the night!
I want the seasons of all Doctor Who 1-5 on DVD, a laptop, my husband to get the job he dreams of, move out of the country to where I can get decent internet connections
A Canon D60 with 18-135 mm lens. And to #7, the good thing about the Blendtec is that it pulverizes things and the bad thing about the Blendtec is that it PULVERIZES things. You can have mine!
A really, really great place to live… at the end of January, we have to leave the house in which we raised five children, the house in which my papa died… Oh, Santa Bossy, please make my Christmakwanzakkah wish come true!
A new job or an ipad or both and some good chocolate and some cash that does not have to fit into the budget and can just be blown on whatever…yes, I want all that!
GrandeMocha says
December 7, 2010 at 10:02 amPay off my VISA. I’ve been good to myself.
Style Maniac says
December 7, 2010 at 10:08 amlipstick that doesn’t come off on my teeth
Bush Babe says
December 7, 2010 at 10:09 amA new camera and tickets to somewhere near Bossy!
🙂
BB
Meg at the Members Lounge says
December 7, 2010 at 10:12 amStill waiting for go-go boots; third grade Santa request.
Little Miss Sunshine State says
December 7, 2010 at 10:14 amKick-ass new job. Tickets for WICKED. Reach my goal weight.
MsMamaB says
December 7, 2010 at 10:14 amI want an iPad even if it’s an oversized iTouch.
Mom and Dem says
December 7, 2010 at 10:16 amRidiculously expensive blender that can pulverize anything and everything. BOOYAH!
floreksa says
December 7, 2010 at 10:24 amI want a bigger craft room and a serger.
kristin @ going country says
December 7, 2010 at 10:30 amOh, little things–clothes, camera, new car, water heater, vacation . . .
bossy's friend martha says
December 7, 2010 at 10:30 amskylights and heat for studio and double pom-pom knit hat.
bossy's friend amy says
December 7, 2010 at 10:33 amNook, tall winter riding boots, gift card to tack shop, cashmere, a dyson (which had best not be purchased by my husband – who knows he is not allowed to buy me appliances for xmas), new flatware – okay not exactly ten words or ten items – but you said sit on my lap style…
Sophie says
December 7, 2010 at 10:44 amI read bossy’s friend martha’s entry as wanting “double porn porn”. Geeze, that does look like pom. Pom… porn. Yep, looks exactly the same in this font. p o r n, double p o r n. Sick. I’m sick. I clued in when ‘knit hat’ came after it… i was all “whaaaa???”
yvonne nc says
December 7, 2010 at 10:44 amWinning lottery ticket
Kindle
boots – black
island vacation
new kayak
Jenna says
December 7, 2010 at 10:44 amBig Ben Barbie, and a glittery NYE shirt and tiara
Louise says
December 7, 2010 at 10:47 amAwesome pants that fit my stubby legs. And a panda.
corrie says
December 7, 2010 at 10:48 amA trip to Disney in Florida with the family!!
Chrissy says
December 7, 2010 at 10:58 amA little camera and a trunkload of makeup from Sephora.
(Here is the little camera, Santa – hope you’re reading this: http://photojojo.com/store/awesomeness/pocket-square/)
Olivia says
December 7, 2010 at 11:01 amA little red smart car with a big red bow
BossysMom says
December 7, 2010 at 11:04 amA doll, sled, roller skates and key, delighting in all!
Debby says
December 7, 2010 at 11:07 amA personal best half marathon plus completing a full
WebSavvyMom says
December 7, 2010 at 11:09 am–>A fancy DSLR camera with lens and instruction book.
Tawny says
December 7, 2010 at 11:12 amI really want a 55inch LED HDTV.
Not sure if Santa can fit that in his sleigh this year.
Kizz says
December 7, 2010 at 11:15 amMight be getting iPad. Need new laptop. Want flatscreen TV.
Judy says
December 7, 2010 at 11:15 amPowerball win…even the $200K prize would tickle my fancy!
p.j. says
December 7, 2010 at 11:24 amCan I retire tomorrow? House replastered and painted. New camera.
Juliet says
December 7, 2010 at 11:28 amLaptop, camera, and a lovely apartment in Philly. With bathtub.
(And an adult sized kitchen, but that is more than ten words!)
Bonnie says
December 7, 2010 at 11:31 amVilla next door to George Clooney’s pad on Lake Como.
Frimmy says
December 7, 2010 at 11:38 amMuseum quality specimens of rutilated quartz and watermelon tourmaline. I’ll take 7 of the first and 3 of the second.
Katy says
December 7, 2010 at 11:38 amA new puppy to hug and squeeze and love forever.
zidia says
December 7, 2010 at 11:41 amBOSSY LOOKS JUST LIKE HER DAD IN THAT BEARD!!
km says
December 7, 2010 at 12:06 pmInstant fitness so maybe I’d like jogging and I’d cancel gym membership
Two fully funded college funds
a big box of Cadbury’s Roses that would have no effect on my weight whatsover.
A toasty fire and an excellent book and a cup of Barry’s tea to enjoy the dietetic Roses with:)
A Kindle and an endless supply of free good books that magically appear on said Kindle
A kickass new wardrobe filled with non-Mom stuff.
Four clean bills of health for four humans
A magical cure for a supershedding Black Lab
A massive wine cellar full of delicious vino
Unlimited vacation time and unlimited travel funds
Hang on ,… 10 words. OK then,
“One Powerball Winner tonight, named km,somewhere in CT.”
.
Tiffany says
December 7, 2010 at 12:06 pmAn engagement ring. Anxiously waiting for the boyfriend to propose.
AmyG says
December 7, 2010 at 12:07 pmiPad; TV that doesn’t randomly change channels;Blueray DVD player.
Wow, how materialistic of me. Take 2:
For Penn to accept Eldest; money to pay for it!
smalltown mom says
December 7, 2010 at 12:10 pmMy husband is building me some things in the garage.
kathleen says
December 7, 2010 at 12:13 pmWeight lose in my sleep-come on Santa-you’re magic!
kathleen says
December 7, 2010 at 12:15 pmFifteen books on my list- will settle for only fourteen.
kathleen says
December 7, 2010 at 12:17 pmI meant weight LOSS, Maybe I need an English class!
Jenn M. says
December 7, 2010 at 12:22 pmA red Coach purse.
The Mayor says
December 7, 2010 at 12:23 pmRestored Vintage AMC Gremlin-cherry red
10,000 shares of facebook
amy says
December 7, 2010 at 12:35 pmI want an iPad. Don’t need, want.
The Domestic Goddess says
December 7, 2010 at 12:36 pmJust want my kid to talk.It’s very simple, really.
Scottsdale Girl says
December 7, 2010 at 12:48 pmXBox 360 w/Kinect, Jeans that FIT, sparkly stuff
Summer says
December 7, 2010 at 12:50 pmA housekeeper, a personal chef, a gardener, and some chocolate.
Kris says
December 7, 2010 at 12:52 pmI want it all!!!!
Cage Free Family says
December 7, 2010 at 1:05 pmA kick ass juicer
A huge chili pot – and a smaller one too 😉
New boots
Wooden Cooking Utensils
Books! Oh god, Books!
Fabs says
December 7, 2010 at 1:16 pmA bigger house so I can pretend that I’m going to have people over and Christmas yard decorations!
Joie says
December 7, 2010 at 1:26 pmPay off the rest of our debt. Finish the half of the downstairs that is under construction. Expand my bedroom to include a sitting area and one more closet. Oh, and a new job. The old one is really worn out.
Meredith says
December 7, 2010 at 1:29 pmAwesome new 15 inch laptop with great sound – since I use it as a stereo. http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/dell-xps-15-laptop/4505-3121_7-34209397.html
New clothes from my brother, who has better taste than me.
Donation to charity in my name – the feel good, clutter-free gift.
A baby who sleeps through the night!
Mary from California says
December 7, 2010 at 1:55 pmJon Blair’s Illustrated Discography of Surf Music 1961-1965 (4th Edition)
joeinvegas says
December 7, 2010 at 2:07 pmTo keep my job so I can pay off bills.
Debbie says
December 7, 2010 at 2:21 pmipad, iphone, flat-screen tv, VitaMix blender, weekly maid service!
Franca Bollo says
December 7, 2010 at 2:40 pmA personal chef, a personal chef, a personal chef, ten.
Birdbrain says
December 7, 2010 at 2:40 pmEither a Hermes Birkin or Kelly bag, for investment purposes, of course.
pvz says
December 7, 2010 at 2:44 pmPlease bring me a week of full-night’s sleep. Please!
Tonya says
December 7, 2010 at 2:46 pmValium, vodka…and a vacation (oh wait, that is redundant)
Connie Harbor says
December 7, 2010 at 2:47 pmPay-off of student loans I took for kids’ college so I can retire…I’m 68!
Mrs. Tuna says
December 7, 2010 at 3:19 pmI want the expensive horse to stop limping right away…..
Unfortunately he is on 8-12 months of stall rest and we just wrapped up month 4. Ughhhhh
vuboq says
December 7, 2010 at 3:40 pmA Red Kitchenaid Mixer … and a new kitchen.
catnip777 says
December 7, 2010 at 3:58 pmI want the seasons of all Doctor Who 1-5 on DVD, a laptop, my husband to get the job he dreams of, move out of the country to where I can get decent internet connections
Amy in NJ says
December 7, 2010 at 4:20 pmAll I want is 15 minutes of quiet. Too much?
OH-Ang says
December 7, 2010 at 4:40 pmJob with paid vacation, being self-employed means no benefits.
Kristin says
December 7, 2010 at 4:50 pmI’ll take a New Year as good as this one.
ruth says
December 7, 2010 at 6:05 pmpay off my Visa or Plastic surgery and recoup time please Santa!
KathyB says
December 7, 2010 at 7:10 pmOh Santa Bossy, ipod touch and ability to drive it.
heidig says
December 7, 2010 at 7:24 pmA Canon D60 with 18-135 mm lens. And to #7, the good thing about the Blendtec is that it pulverizes things and the bad thing about the Blendtec is that it PULVERIZES things. You can have mine!
patti says
December 7, 2010 at 7:51 pmSorry, Bossy. I want a healthy son. Like, now.
Kirsty says
December 7, 2010 at 8:15 pmA tall, sexy, intelligent, financially-sound and loving MAN please!
AngAK says
December 7, 2010 at 8:28 pmwhat #35 said, and bling from boyfriend maybe xmas fiance : )
Linda says
December 7, 2010 at 8:56 pmNintendo Wii and lots of games to play with it.
jp says
December 7, 2010 at 9:00 pmPLEASE………Husband NOT to snore & Black, flat, suede boots,
(I HAVE them somewhere, but can’t even find new ones to buy!)
Leaf Probably says
December 7, 2010 at 9:32 pmI want a puppy. Everyone is getting puppies this year!! 🙁
Catherine McP says
December 7, 2010 at 9:39 pmA new butt..ok a new car, hows about both?
Sherry says
December 7, 2010 at 9:44 pmBoob-job . They went too far south when I lost 50 pounds .
Jenn @ Juggling LIfe says
December 7, 2010 at 10:02 pmA brand new bicycle–just like when I was nine.
Caroline says
December 7, 2010 at 10:04 pmA really, really great place to live… at the end of January, we have to leave the house in which we raised five children, the house in which my papa died… Oh, Santa Bossy, please make my Christmakwanzakkah wish come true!
Victoria says
December 7, 2010 at 10:33 pmA boyfriend and a new laptop. And still? A puppy.
Darcie says
December 7, 2010 at 10:35 pmEat my way through San Francisco and not gain weight.
Muskrat says
December 7, 2010 at 10:58 pmlots and lots and lots and lots of blow jobs.
Shari says
December 7, 2010 at 11:04 pmA new job or an ipad or both and some good chocolate and some cash that does not have to fit into the budget and can just be blown on whatever…yes, I want all that!
Wacky Mommy says
December 7, 2010 at 11:26 pmi want i want i want i want i want…
Kelly says
December 7, 2010 at 11:35 pmFrequent Flyer card for the Virginia ABC store… I mean hell… vodka for my fresca adds up…(maybe one for the wine store too for Jeff…teeheee)
Susan says
December 7, 2010 at 11:48 pmI’d LOVE a week off to read in divine solitude.
Suebob says
December 7, 2010 at 11:59 pmSome special time in a hot tub with Craig Ferguson.
margalit says
December 8, 2010 at 12:10 amWe are homeless. We want $ for an apartment.
Kim says
December 8, 2010 at 12:49 amBoots. Dead sexy boots. That fit my calves. 2″ heel.
Liza says
December 8, 2010 at 1:34 amEmployer to stop illegally garnishing my pay. And a boyfriend.
Jodi says
December 8, 2010 at 11:25 amRunning sneakers with wings or tickets to Mary Poppins.
steph says
December 8, 2010 at 12:11 pmVacation. Now I need to find nine more words. Vacation.
Jami says
December 8, 2010 at 1:47 pmLots and lots and lots of money. With extra money.
kay says
December 8, 2010 at 2:13 pmI got me a new grandbaby! So… I’m good, actually.
APeetsMom says
December 9, 2010 at 3:31 pmA whole new wardrobe from Anthropolgie and many new shoes!
Brenda says
December 10, 2010 at 2:35 amDrum pad and sticks, chocolate, chickens (decorative), iTunes, a wallet
Moxie says
December 10, 2010 at 2:24 pmTo have my autistic, diabetic daughter wake up magically cured.
Reeb says
December 10, 2010 at 4:47 pmI want Moxie’s daughter to wake up all cured, too.
Reeb says
December 10, 2010 at 4:48 pmA drama-free Christmas week with my in-laws would be refreshing.
Reeb says
December 10, 2010 at 4:50 pmDidn’t know Husband posted here as Muskrat/78. He’d enjoy one.
LOD says
December 10, 2010 at 8:31 pmA bottle of bourbon next to another bottle of bourbon.
leeshka says
December 13, 2010 at 3:08 pmHouse with a yard and a room for my stuff.
That, or what Moxie asked for, because that seems like a much better use of Santa.