As many of you know, Bossy embraces change. Bossy embraces change so she can plunge a Buck knife into its neck. That’s why Bossy was so thrilled when Facebook decided to change the layout of the member profile page.
To be fair, Facebook had many technical, aesthetic, and logistical reasons for altering their page design — and those technical, aesthetic, and logistical reasons are: boredom.
And for many weeks Bossy was able to avoid changing her profile page, as Facebook made it seem as though switching to the new format was optional. And it was optional. As optional as the Holocaust train.
And in this way, the new design finally caught up with Bossy, who was hiding under a loose floorboard nibbling on last year’s twitter interface.
But, casting aside all doubt, Bossy finally decided to take the helpful tour of all the handy new Facebook profile features. Shall we?
The first thing Bossy learned when pushing the Take A Tour button is one can introduce oneself with meaningful details about things such as your current profession!
The next thing Bossy learned on her Facebook tour is the new profile page allows you to showcase photos of you!
And now Facebook promises easier navigation since they have consolidated your information in one place!
Not to mention how you can now Share Your Experiences!
Oh Facebook, why can’t it be like it used to be when you and Bossy first fell in love?