You are looking at the lovely Smacksy, and she is sitting in the passenger seat of Bossy’s new borrowed husband:
Perhaps you’ve already heard about Bossy’s latest stunt, which is to fly 2400 miles in order to drive people around! But not just any people around! Fun people around! And those fun people are showing Bossy the sights, sounds, and tastes that are typically L.A.
Bossy’s adventure began on Monday, which was approximately ninety-six hours of no sleep ago, when Bossy’s friends at Ford dropped off her vehicle:
The first thing Bossy and her husband the Ford Focus did as a newly married couple was to drive to the cutest neighborhood in the world, which will remain nameless for security purposes, but it rhymes with Mouth Facadena:
And it was in a neighborhood exactly like this or possibly even this neighborhood where Bossy and the Ford Focus picked up Bossy’s friend Smacksy, but you can call her The Cutest Girl Who Ever Lived for short:
And then Bossy and Smacksy drove directly into a vat of meat on a soggy roll:
It’s Philippe’s, which is famous for its french dipped sandwiches, which makes all kinds of sense since the place is located in the heart of Chinatown.
Philippe’s serving concept is as follows: wait in line, break a sweat deciding between the beef or the pork, kick the sawdust around your feet, grab an empty table.
Ultimately Bossy ordered the beef french dipped sandwich, while Bossy’s friend Smacksy selected the turkey french dipped sandwich, hold the roll:
And while we’re on the subject of wads of cotton, the many different side orders are on display in the restaurant’s case:
Following lunch, Bossy and her friend Smacksy walked around Chinatown and perused the many stores offering their very unique wares:
And then Bossy said goodbye to Smacksy so Bossy could capture the following very iconic photo of the Hollywood sign:
Stay tuned for more exciting tales from Bossy’s Los Angeles Guest Rider series, which includes Malibu dolphins, George Clooney’s house, and Robert Culp!