As you may already know because Bossy can’t stop talking about it, Bossy and her daughter are currently visiting Bossy’s close and personal friend The Pioneer Woman on her ranch in rural Oklahoma!
So the other morning, Bossy and her daughter were sitting on the balcony of the guest lodge when they decided it would be fun to take a walk in the general direction of The Pioneer Woman’s house!
The first thing wrong with Bossy and her daughter’s plan was this:
This is a Golden Retriever who apparently found its way onto the ranch an undetermined number of days ago from an undetermined home in an undetermined location, currently under the care of undetermined.
This proved to be one too many undetermineds for Bossy and her daughter, who worried about this dog while on their rural walk.
The next obstacle on Bossy and her daughter’s walk was this:
They’re wild horses, and Bossy and her daughter were entertained by how entertained the horses seemed by Bossy and her daughter on their walk! You’d think no one walks along this road!
The next thing wrong with Bossy and her daughter’s plan: no one does walk along this road. Bossy and her daughter soon learned it has something to do with this:
That arrow is pointing to specks on the horizon. And those specks on the horizon are cows in the road. Specifically, the cows in the road are bulls in the road. Luckily Bossy and her daughter realized the bulls were not contained behind a fence in time to turn back toward the guest lodge:
But all was not lost, because on the way back to the guest lodge Bossy and her daughter passed an abandoned farm outbuilding full of decrepit character:
But before you could count to there aren’t even any hospitals to stitch-up a blogger impaled by bull horns, Bossy and her daughter were back in the lodge situated safely inside the Pioneer Woman’s ice cream freezers.