The other day Bossy and a friend were talking about James Franco, which is how they began discussing James Dean, which led them to talking about James Dean’s Porsche, which resulted in Bossy’s friend telling Bossy about a rumor surrounding James Dean’s deadly car crash.
And just what is that rumor surrounding James Dean’s car crash? Since this is an upstanding blog hold the standing, Bossy will describe the rumor without using any salacious words:
There was someone in the car with James Dean who was performing ____ ___ at the time. A boy someone.
Naturally Bossy looked to verify this rumor by conducting exhaustive research, where exhaustive research equals Bossy googled celebrity rumors.
Bossy can neither confirm nor deny the James Dean rumor, but she did stumble on the following list of other salacious rumors, hold the salacious:
- Angelina Jolie kissed her brother at the Oscars with her ______.
- The members of Led Zeppelin had sex with a groupie using a ____.
- Milton Berle had the world’s biggest ____.
- Stevie Nicks ingested cocaine through her ______.
- Danny Thomas enjoyed watching women ____.
- Mick Jagger ate a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithful’s ______.
- Jamie Lee Curtis has a ____.
- Catherine The Great had sex with a _____.”
- Nancy Reagan enjoyed giving ____.
- There was a ______ in Richard Gere’s ___.
Answer key:
corrie says
September 6, 2011 at 7:33 pmAll frightening possibilities!
Olivia says
September 6, 2011 at 7:56 pmOlivia concedes . . .
She is too hysterical to even think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
foolery says
September 6, 2011 at 7:57 pmI’m not very good at these. I came up with “Danny Thomas enjoyed watching women FISH” and “Milton Berle had the world’s biggest POO” and I had to quit.
Gail K. says
September 6, 2011 at 8:25 pmWelcome to “BOSSY Mad Libs!” I love it!!!
Theresa says
September 6, 2011 at 8:55 pmWOW! Too funny…
BossysMom says
September 6, 2011 at 9:01 pmWait…isn’t it Tuesday and shouldn’t this be:
In ten words tell the worst rumor spread about you.
Come on council, change up….!!!!
JaneK says
September 6, 2011 at 9:31 pmoooooo! I know the Jamie Lee Curtis one! She has (for real) testicular feminisation. Meaning that her chromosomes are XY which are male chromosomes (which would explain the p…. rumors). HOWEVER… she has NO testoterone receptors meaning that all that testosterone she produces has no where to land and turns to estrogen which would explain the smokin’ hot bod! These women – and they really are – have no vajayjay but also they do not have a p…… they don’t realize the issue until they hit their adolescents and never have a period…… so way more than you wanted to know…. but I knew someone in college like this….. don’t know the other answers…..
Little Miss Sunshine State says
September 6, 2011 at 9:33 pmOoh ooh I know the Richard Gere one!
Amy says
September 6, 2011 at 9:51 pmAhem, off to google…
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
September 6, 2011 at 10:31 pmI’m so jealous of the fish in Richard Gere’s member that I can’t see straight.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
September 6, 2011 at 10:37 pmUnless there was a tongue in Richard Gere’s fish. And then I’m not so sure I’m jealous, but I am indeed intrigued.
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
September 6, 2011 at 10:38 pmThe fish in Richard Gere’s poo is a story for another day.
Cincy says
September 6, 2011 at 11:05 pmIt is with great pride/great shame that I knew 7 out of 10 of these and was able to figure out the other 3 using your clues.
Rona Barrett’s got nothing on me.
And if you’re old enough to remember Rona, pull up a rocking chair and let’s dish.
Miss Britt says
September 6, 2011 at 11:45 pmThis is like the most fun mad-lib ever!
Dr. Liz says
September 7, 2011 at 12:27 amOy. Sadly, I actually KNOW the answers to more of these than I’m willing to admit. But let’s just say that the Richard Gere thing should inflame PETA, as should the Led Zepplin thing (although are PETA people concerned about fish – or sharks, as the case may be?). Catherine the Great is just lucky PETA wasn’t around for her, too… 😉 And yes, I’m deeply disturbed that I know of these rumors…
helenel says
September 7, 2011 at 8:02 amI was just thinking of Rona Barrett yesterday, Cincy! I’ll bring the chocolate to our dish session!
WebSavvyMom says
September 7, 2011 at 9:02 am–>Since I’m in the office, I’ll have to assume the two words missing in the James Dean sentence were “driving lessons.”
joeinvegas says
September 7, 2011 at 10:25 amI’m still lost. After seeing Jamie Lee in Trading Places I wonder what else she has.
dexter says
September 7, 2011 at 10:48 amIts true Milton Berle had the worlds largest poo. It took place after a led Zep concert he attended with Danny Thomas
BossysMom says
September 7, 2011 at 2:12 pmThis leads me to ask….WHO is measuring?
CrazyJane says
September 7, 2011 at 4:45 pmFront bottom?
Erika says
September 7, 2011 at 7:46 pmWas living in LA during the Richard Gere rumor, for days they were playing a version of Pretty Woman on the radio that included a furry friend going were the sun don´t shine. There was also a a poster were Julia Roberts face was changed to a gerbil. I remember thinking it was very funny at the time.
rory says
September 7, 2011 at 9:57 pmVery funny and very elusive.
It was all about sex, right?
Amy says
September 7, 2011 at 10:25 pmI think I need to be enlightened!! Bossy please?
Liz in Virginia says
September 8, 2011 at 8:05 amI am either pathetic or most excellently awesome, because I had heard *every one* of these rumors. I choose awesome — just like BOSSY.
Elizabeth @ Table for Five says
September 8, 2011 at 11:31 amI only know a couple of these, I need help matching up the rest and I’m afraid to Google.
kim says
September 9, 2011 at 11:21 pmThis is disgusting!!