The other day Bossy was researching alternate energy systems and their impact on the global economy, which is to say she was watching TV. And that’s when she saw a commercial for Top Chef’s new competition show, Just Desserts.
It’s weird. As much as Bossy loves Top Chef, and as much as Bossy loves eating dessert, Bossy has no interest in watching people make dessert.
But it was during this commercial for Just Desserts, Bossy spied him:
His name is Johnny Iuzzini, and he’s the head judge for the show — but meanwhile Bossy began yelling in the general direction of the family who avoids Bossy when she’s watching TV, “It’s Melissa’s Lee!”
Melissa’s Lee! You know, Melissa’s Lee? Lee who was Melissa’s boyfriend on Thirtysomething?
So then Bossy began researching the Strategic Arms Reduction and how it effects our economic dialogue, which is to say Bossy went looking for photos of Melissa’s Lee to prove her point:
Finally Bossy located larger photos. Go on, smarty pants Internet — can you tell who is who?