Aww, she looks sweet.
Sorry but that dress is ridiculous.
Oh, George.
Bossy would like that look if her hair was up.
Oh, Brad.
Bossy would like that look if her hair was down.
Oh, he’s actually French?
How many men has Glenn Close done?
No, Bossy means how many times has Glenn Close played a man?
Never mind.
Bossy loved that movie.
Bossy could have killed herself waiting for the end of that movie.
Is Nick Nolte still freebasing vitamins?
That movie made Bossy cry.
Funniest movie ever.
How come leading men never go bald unless they start off bald?
Bossy smells a wardrobe malfunction.
Can someone please write a decent movie song?
George Clooney should win for Best Makeup: trying not to appear hot.
Think of all the adhesive strips being ripped from boobs later tonight.
How come the bulging veins in Angelina’s arms are sexy but the varicose veins on Bossy’s legs are not?
Bossy thinks Meryl Streep should play Glenn Close.
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Alison says
February 26, 2012 at 1:27 pm“Bossy could have killed herself waiting for the end of that movie.” Was this the Tree of Life? I aged during that damn film. My friend played an extra in the church scene of the movie. She says she’s just happy to be nominated.
Oscar The Jokester says
February 26, 2012 at 3:53 pmWhy did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences. And stealing.
Tootsie Farklepants says
February 26, 2012 at 5:25 pmI would like George Clooney to rip the adhesive strips off my boobs later tonight.
chris says
February 26, 2012 at 6:00 pmI agree that MS playing GC would be a tour de force.
p.j. says
February 26, 2012 at 7:16 pmI liked The Artist. I appreciated it. I tried to love it, but I got bored. Sorry. More Downton Abbey, please.
Cactus Petunia says
February 26, 2012 at 10:58 pmWhat would we do without our Bossy play-by-play?!
P.S. Is it just me, or is George Clooney the Cary Grant of our generation?
Little Miss Sunshi.ne State says
February 27, 2012 at 12:21 pmBefore the Oscars…
“if they leave out all the stupid production numbers, this show could be over by 9:30”
joeinvegas says
February 27, 2012 at 12:23 pmAfter watching a few minutes of the real thing it seems that Bossy could have had a generator automatically tweet these throughout the night and been right on!
Gail K. says
February 27, 2012 at 2:27 pmAs Gail had a sick child to deal with, I was spared the ordeal of being sick myself – sick to death of people being asked “Who are you wearing???” as if crazy psycho in “Silence of the Lambs” (NOT the one played by Anthony Hopkins) was your designer and trying to act humble when they win. BLEH!
I was better off watching the “Amazing Race” with my family as it is an assignment for my son.
dexter says
February 27, 2012 at 3:32 pmI stopped watching years ago when Ernest goes to camp was snubbed for best picture and Jim varney for best actor
JosettePlank (formerly Halushki) says
February 28, 2012 at 8:54 amPeople tell me I should play a younger Meryl Streep playing a younger Glenn Close.
And no, I didn’t know he was French either. I’m okay with that, though.
AngAK says
February 28, 2012 at 6:13 pmCameron Diaz should win for Best Makeup/hair: trying not to appear hot—female award. Why is her hair always so raggedy? gahhhhhh.