As some of you know, Bossy recently took a job in the financial sector, where financial sector equals Bossy levels the blinds.
When it comes to finances, Bossy is now an industry insider, where industry insider equals she also organizes the supply closet.
From her new expert position, Bossy would like to clear up a few financial terms that may have previously eluded you as they did Bossy.
- Seed Money.
- Hedge Fund.
- Large Cap and Small Cap.
- Soft Money.
- Selling Short.
- Diversification.
- Market risk.
- And finally, Liquid Strategy.
Bev says
October 13, 2012 at 1:46 pmLove this post…pure Bossy!
Meg Lessard says
October 13, 2012 at 1:55 pmClearly BOSSY is savvy on the liquidity part of things. Brilliant!
Little Miss Sunshine State says
October 13, 2012 at 2:46 pmCan you explain “trickle down theory”? I think it involves not making it to the bathroom on time.
Nice to see ya!
La Suzette says
October 13, 2012 at 3:11 pmWelcome back, Bossy! Missed you.
KathyB says
October 13, 2012 at 3:19 pmWhat La Suzette said
Chesapeake Bay Woman says
October 13, 2012 at 4:45 pmThe return on investment with the liquid strategy is always exceptional, provided your working capital remains fluid.
Or something.
Thanks to Bossy for educating those of us with who can’t even organize their own closet much less those of the financial sector.
Franca Bollo says
October 13, 2012 at 4:59 pmWow! Antonia had a new post at Whoopee yesterday, after eleventy billion months of silence, and then you have a new post today (with a photo of the wonderous Chookooloonks) … I’m a happy girl. May this good run continue!
zidia says
October 13, 2012 at 8:48 pmWhat song was Bossy playing on her wine solo?
Money,money money? Brother can you spare a dime?
I Got A Job? Luck,Be A Lady Tonight?
bossysMom says
October 13, 2012 at 8:58 pmPennies from Heaven?
Easy Street?
Ten cents a dance?
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
October 14, 2012 at 1:47 pmRunning low on soft money has me scrounging the couch cushions for hard money.
Olivia says
October 14, 2012 at 4:04 pmAnd if she were in Canada Bossy would have to tackle such things as “loonies” and “toonies” and “Is that an ASIAN woman on the back of our $100 bill?”
Olivia doesn’t know about that last one . . . she never sees a $100 bill.
Ally says
October 14, 2012 at 6:38 pmThere’s also ‘Puts’ and Calls’, which I like to think of as put downs of stocks and cat-calls to stocks “Hey baby, you call yourself a stock – I’m gonna bet you tank, baby’!’
How about mutual funds – my funds are mine, and your funds are mine, too. See – share -ing!
Lyn says
October 14, 2012 at 7:36 pmMost helpful
Jami says
October 15, 2012 at 12:56 pmAt first, I thought the picture of Family Chookooloonks was to illustrate “Closely Held Assets” but then I realized that I couldn’t see where all the hands were, so I’ll go with Bossy’s definition.
joeinvegas says
October 15, 2012 at 2:33 pmWith pictures it really helps. Thanks
L says
October 15, 2012 at 5:08 pmStill pretty
p.j. says
October 16, 2012 at 9:54 amWelcome back and shana tovah, very belatedly, from me. I hope all is going well for you and your family. Is Bossy’s son working on a campaign? Take good care of yourself, p.j.
Lorrie says
October 16, 2012 at 2:40 pmSigning off – your blog has definately changed – for the worse! Very boring and sporadic.
bossy's friend martha says
October 19, 2012 at 2:45 pmIs it wrong that I saw Bossy’s moms comment was “penises from heaven”?
carol m says
October 20, 2012 at 9:38 amhave to agree with Lorrie.
L says
October 23, 2012 at 8:29 amPenises from heaven. That is funny. I remember an Iron Chef episode when the judge said the dish did not have enough penis to it. She meant to say peaness. I laughed my ass off.
Stephanie says
October 28, 2012 at 3:43 pmIsn’t that a picture of Zooey Dechanel and not Katy Perry?
Meh says
October 31, 2012 at 11:12 pmWhere the crap are you Bossy and why are you ruining a good blog by never posting?