Sometimes when Bossy is perusing glossy catalogues from high end department stores, Bossy likes to imagine what her Jewish grandmother would say if she were still alive.
Of course Bossy’s Jewish grandmother looked and dressed like this:
And Bossy’s Jewish grandmother was the top salesgirl in an upscale dress shop in the center of a bustling city.
But oy, a person could faint at the way kids nowadays dress themselves from dumpsters, these clothes, this shmata that cost more than the first house she shared with my grandfather.
Shall we?
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joeinvegas says
November 28, 2012 at 8:05 pmNo mention of feeding them a little so they’re not all skin and bones?
zidia says
November 28, 2012 at 8:30 pmAfter reading today’s blog, I have only one thing to say:
BOSSY IS BACK!!!
Charlie says
November 28, 2012 at 8:35 pmJust Googled the phrase “Homeless Chic” and was dismayed to learn that it’s an actual thing.
Jenn @ Juggling Life says
November 29, 2012 at 12:11 amThanks for saying it Joe! The bottom picture shows a girl with a very oversized heard for her body–a definite sign of a likely eating disorder.
I’m sure Bossy’s Jewish Grandma would like to cook them all a good meal.
Meg at the Members Lounge says
November 29, 2012 at 10:01 amI believe Bossy’s grandmother would also point out the egregious hair color, or as the fashonista’s like to call it “ombre”. I call it two colors with split ends.
vbr says
November 29, 2012 at 10:06 amShmata is right. Why these beautiful young people dress in rags, or clothes I would do housework/yardwork in, I haven’t a clue. Maybe it is the epitome of chic nowadays?
But, I don’t care how chic it is this trend of hair that needs to meet a brush/comb, not to even mention SHAMPOO, I will never understand.
Suzi says
December 1, 2012 at 10:07 pmOy vey. Poor little chick-lets.