Up before dawn, the children of Parkland pull on their handmade frocks and their breeches to tend to their daily chores. The pine floors of the sleeping loft feel chilly underfoot, so the children dress while standing on rugs made from crocheted cloth scraps. They carry wood for the cooking fireplace from the stack of logs split yesterday, and place an armful on last night’s diminishing embers.
Tasked with feeding the chickens, the girls place a pudding cap on the head of their toddler sibling and steer them towards the door, holding tight the leading strings that prevent the toddler from climbing the splintery yoke that awaits the spring plow. The boys head outside to milk the family cow and feed and water the cracker ponies that gather around the granary barn after a night at pasture.
Back inside, the children await their breakfast of ashcakes. Their mother makes a sticky dough of corn meal and water which she flattens into a cylinder placed directly on the fireplace coals. The boys go back outside to ready the pony that will take them several miles to the closest one-room schoolhouse, which was built when the neighboring community tallied over fifty local families. The boys place the bridle and bridoon bit on the pony and secure a sack of kindling around their shoulder for the school’s pot belly stove, which is located in the heart of the classroom. The girls remain behind to collect Spanish moss for the mattress their mother is sewing, and to help make the meat pie that will be served for a special dinner.
The boys kiss their mom who is pumping water from the well — and then grab the pony by the withers and loin, the boys swinging their legs over its back, turning toward the unpaved road and trotting past the loud rattle of a pony cart headed to market.
Arriving at the school, the boys hitch their pony to a split rail fence and try to suppress the excitement of an upcoming community barn raising. There are more boys as usual since it isn’t growing season, although a few boys are learning how to make scythes as blacksmith apprentices and won’t be returning to school.
Once inside the school, the children settle onto the wooden backless benches, the younger children in the front of the room, and the older children in the back near the door. The students reach for their slates to practice arithmetic.
Except on this day, not far from the schoolhouse, there is a very twisted and angry boy of similar age who is after vengeance. He has decided to target the school, for it represents everything he hates. He corrals a horse belonging to his friend’s family, and he stabs at the clay stuck in ridges along the bottom of the horse’s shoe, callously ignoring the collapsed horn that split over the heel nail and is rendering the horse lame. He stands on a log outside of the home where he has been planning his treachery, and he mounts the horse and directs it towards the schoolhouse.
A year earlier, the very twisted and angry boy of similar age purchased a Flintlock pistol, which was the most dangerous weapon he could buy. Typically used for protection and military engagement, the Flintlock pistol has a short firing range and is often used in conjunction with a sword.
On this day, the very twisted and angry boy of similar age arrives at the school ten minutes before the children’s dismissal — a time when the children return home to their afternoon chores and a warm meal by the fire. The very twisted and angry boy of similar age dismounts from his horse. He pulls the gun from his pocket, along with a powder flask full of black powder. He disengages the ramrod from the underside of the gun barrel and places it on the nearby split rail fence. He pours the black powder into the muzzle end of the pistol, spilling excess black powder onto his hands and the ground. He then drops a lead ball into the same muzzle end of the pistol and reaches for his ramrod to push the lead shot and powder further into the barrel. He then drops more black powder into the flash pan located on the opposite end of the muzzle and closes the flash pan lid. He cocks the gun to half-cock. Planning on shooting his gun multiple times, which means repeating this process, he places the ramrod in his pocket instead of clipping it to the bottom of his gun. He kicks the horse free into the late afternoon and walks purposefully towards the unsuspecting children who are practicing their handwriting in copybooks using quill pens.
The very twisted and angry boy of similar age pushes open the schoolhouse door and reveals his gun. The teacher, not much older than the students, lunges his body in protection of the children. The very twisted and angry boy of similar age cocks the gun to full cock and extends his hand, leveling the gun in the direction of the children. In split-seconds that feel like years, the teacher hopes that the Flintstock pistol won’t produce a proper spark due to a poorly napped piece of flint. The teacher hopes moisture has collected on the powder preventing firing, or that the very twisted and angry boy of similar age will have a flash in the pan, where the spark never travels to the combustion chamber igniting the full charge.
The very twisted and angry boy of similar age pulls the trigger. The flint strikes the frizzen, producing sparks that fly into the flashpan. The powder ignites and the resulting flash travels into the combustion chamber where it ignites the black powder. The gun discharges, but misses.
The very twisted and angry boy of similar age reaches into his pocket for the powder flask and the ramrod to reload his weapon. He tucks the ramrod under his arm and begins to pour the powder into the muzzle end of the pistol, but he is tackled by one of the older boys in the back of the room.
The incident is over. The school children return to their families, and to their lives.
Tony Versis saysFebruary 17, 2018 at 11:47 pm
Lora saysFebruary 18, 2018 at 2:16 am
This is exactly what I keep telling my gun loving friends…the times have changed since he 2nd Amendment was written and they cannot keep hanging their hats on it.
Bossy’s mom saysFebruary 18, 2018 at 12:36 pm
This sweet story has the important message of outdated second amendment but I also found it so comforting. (I love history and there are details that I never knew.)
Susan saysFebruary 18, 2018 at 4:47 pm
Brilliant, Bossy, thank you.
Greg Davis saysFebruary 18, 2018 at 8:26 pm
Absolutely brilliant. Great writing and of course poignant as hell. Assault weapons must eat shit and be banned from this earth. At least fromthe private sector. Let armies go about blowing each other away if that’s what they must do.. but keep these weapons of mass destruction AWAY from civilians
jeff thomas saysFebruary 18, 2018 at 10:48 pm
Very powerfully written…I just can’t believe there’s so little political will to address this issue. Hopefully the tide is turning.
Al Benner saysFebruary 19, 2018 at 2:44 am
Love this. Technology is A blessing and a curse
I might have added one more line at the end that said the only people that found out about this were a few close family members and friends connected with the school so the idea was not propagated nationwide to other unstable youths of the era Very clever piece of writing and it really resonated with me as I often feel out of time and place and my huge fan of early American history Keep up the good work
Potty Mouth saysFebruary 24, 2018 at 12:07 am
Why do so few Americans not ‘get’ this?
Sallie saysMarch 6, 2018 at 1:01 am
Hello Bossy — I just found your blog again — hadn’t checked my Feedly recently and was happy to see you pop up
This piece is wonderful writing and I wish you could get it more widely published , Not that there aren’t a lot of your fans (posse) still out here in blogland — but I ‘m pretty sure that you are preaching to the choir . So here we are all admiring your brilliant writing and wishing it could be read by our friends and acquaintances who don’t quite get that we’re in a new age. This might change a few minds.
PS: Sorry about the shingles. Ouch. Makes me itch to think about it.
Joe A Henderson saysJune 8, 2022 at 1:05 pm
You left out the part where, after being tackled by the other boys in the classroom, he pouts, goes home, hitches his horse up to his father’s legally-owned cannon, brings it back to the school, and fires exploding shot into the room, destroying the building and everyone in it.