You may remember Bossy from this past Monday — she was the muckle of frizz who trained her eye on you for the duration of her six-hour flight to the West Coast. It’s not that Bossy thought you incapable of negotiating the various lift and drag components resulting in the proximal air field’s compression and…
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Bossy Puts The If In CliffsNotes
All summer long Bossy was trying to read Anna Karenina. It’s the Leo Tolstoy novel Bossy has enjoyed in the past, and she thought it was time to revisit it, as Bossy often decides, because they don’t write new books anymore and Bossy was tired of Jeff Lewis. Or maybe Bossy wasn’t tired of Jeff…
Dear Olay Products
First Bossy would like to say she remembers when you were just a youngster and we called you Oil of Olay. But now you’re all Olay, and so Bossy’s first question is What happened to the Oil? Bossy wants you to know she’s been using one of your Regenerist products for the past two years,…