The other day the phone rang and it was Duran Duran. And they were all, “Yo, Bossy, come to our concert.” Okay, Duran Duran didn’t call, but those representing Duran Duran’s social media outreach team called, where called equals someone emailed Bossy. The result is the same: Duran Duran is giving Bossy two tickets to…
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In Honor Of Steve Jobs, A Post From 2009
Dear Steve Jobs, Hi Steve. Jobs. Steve Jobs. You may remember Bossy from her January 2008 pitch for a free MacBook Air. Well, you’ll be happy to learn, in the intervening months, Bossy purchased her own laptop, a MacBook Pro, using her very own money she earned painting at great peril to her lungs and…
Bossy Stayed Up Reading Until 3 AM So You Don’t Have To
Last night Bossy couldn’t sleep if her life depended on it, which is rather inconvenient considering life does depend on sleeping. Bossy’s only defense was to crack open her latest New Yorker magazine and read and read and read — sometimes even through Bossy’s closed eyelids — in order to report to Bossy’s council the…