Bossy’s friend Martha turned nineteen thirty-whatever-young-snooze last weekend, and to celebrate, her husband invited a few friends out to dinner—which included Martha’s oldest friends from college, and it included Martha’s Oldest friend: Being responsible alcoholics adults, the group decided the train would provide safe transportation to and from the restaurant, and so they gathered at…
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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Bossy’s computer is all: And Bossy’s VCR is all: And Bossy’s computer is all, “Hey VCR! You so stupid you brought a spoon to the Superbowl.” And Bossy’s VCR is all, “Really? Because you’re so stupid you thought a quarterback was a refund.” Not Yet, Goofs, It’s Next Week: Find Out About Yesterday’s Daylight Saving…
So Exciting It Just May Make You Tinkle.
This weekend Bossy’s whole town turned out for the unveiling of a new clock at the train station! Several neighbors were chosen to pull the tethers: As the canvas billowed in the fresh morning breeze the crowd grew breathless with anticipation: And then the countdown began. Five, four, three: Two, one… tah-dah! And so at…