This weekend Bossy’s whole town turned out for the unveiling of a new clock at the train station!
Several neighbors were chosen to pull the tethers:
As the canvas billowed in the fresh morning breeze the crowd grew breathless with anticipation:
And then the countdown began. Five, four, three:
Two, one… tah-dah!
And so at precisely 11:04:38 it became official that Bossy’s town now
Swings the Biggest Dick has the biggest clock: