Let’s face it – we all have the same problem: the selection of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls is just too limited. Amoeba Proteus, Electric Butterfly Valve – who hasn’t purchased one of these unimaginative Halloween costumes for their doll?
And the price! Last year’s Hazardous Waste Management costume cost $2,154 and it chafed the doll’s knees! And the Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls’ Customer Service Department? Forgetaboutit. They argue consumer negligence when the doll goes all glassy-eyed after wearing their defective Polycarbonate Impact Goggles. Consumer! Negligence!
Last year Bossy’s daughter responded to your collective outcries with her 2007 line of Halloween Costumes for Baby Dolls entitled, Lord Hoping These Pay For My Upcoming Orthodontia.
First up is Molly, and as you can see she is A Devil:
Next is Jane. See Jane sit with a slack-jawed expression. That’s because Jane is A Cheerleader!
Which brings us to Rosie:
And last but never least, Poohie:
Don’t delay— own one of these costumes today for just seventy-three easy installments of $389.91. Uniform Shipping Rates. Uniformly expensive.