Bossy always thought it was best to turn your chin up when photographed to avoid Weird Neck, but then one time Oprah had a segment about posing for photos and she was all, “Chin down!” photo by bossy’s friend amy, october 2008
Imagine working at your computer one December afternoon when your neighbor thunders onto your porch, leans on the doorbell, knocks frantically, and bursts through the door—all at the same moment—while pronouncing that your daughter needs to go to the hospital. Now. Next imagine racing across the front yard in your slippers toward your neighbor’s truck…
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