Thank you, thank you. Really, a standing ovation? Thank you. Please everyone—have a seat. What’s that? You’re just waiting for a bus? Then Bossy will be brief. This year’s victory is dedicated to him: Because Bossy’s friend Bobo voted for Bossy once on his work computer. He thinks. Unless he accidentally voted for someone else….
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This Just In: Al Gore Wins For Biggest Face.
As anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations increase, and Earth’s near-surface air and ocean temperatures elevate, and the sea levels swell, and extreme weather events multiply, and the glaciers retreat, and the disease vectors shift, and agricultural yields change—Al Gore’s face expands. Read About This Little Known Global Warming Effect And How It Garnered The Deserving Al…
Bossy Asks You:
Does this sound like there’s nothing on TV? Because when Bossy asked her husband to check the programming guide last night at nine he clearly stated there was nothing on TV. Hello, McFly? Bionic Woman, Kitchen Nightmares, Supernatural Science, Destilando Amor, Colon Coin Collector, Japanland, Big Mac: Inside the McDonald’s Empire, 19th Hole, I Love…