A 2,000 square foot loft in Chelsea One-year membership to eHarmony Case of Crest Whitestrips The Hug Me Boyfriend Pillow Gym membership Scotch-of-the-Month club Therapy vouchers A property assessment Botox Waterproof mascara Subscription to Backpacker magazine. May substitute Canoe & Kayak, Snowboarder, or Boating World Prescription for Prozac. May substitute Lexapro, Zoloft, or Wellbutrin
The following gift suggestions are courtesy of the Sky Mall catalogue that was tucked in the back of Bossy’s airplane seat on the way to Atlanta. The terrible product photos are courtesy of Bossy’s mid-flight Bloody Mary. Shall we begin?
Climb on Bossy’s lap and, in exactly ten words, tell her what you want for Christmas. Not health and love blah peace, but what you want. And don’t forget to stop by later today for the best gift ideas on the web.