Occasionally, very occasionally, the Artist Formerly Known As The Silver Fox works from home. The other 360 days of the year he endures a hideous commute.
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One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn’t belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time Bossy finishes her song? That’s right! The following photo is not like the others: And do you know why this photo is not like the others?…
For Those Who Think It’s So Fooking Great For Bossy To Sleep In Her Own Bed.
It’s lumpy. And when Bossy lies on her lumpy bed and looks up, she is reminded that she never finished spackling around her skylight: And meanwhile on the floor to the right of her bed, Bossy’s pile of unread magazines mock her: While at the foot of her bed, Excellent Road Trip bags brimming with…