Which one is everybody’s favorite game show host, Guy Smiley—and which is that actor from Mad Men? Thanks to all of you who participated in Customer Satisfaction Day, it was very enlightening. For instance, the consensus is that Barbie Theater is your favoritest thing, like, ever. Except when you think it’s serial killer crazy. And…
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Scenes From The Red-Eye.
Imagine if you will: one country music singer. OK, maybe she’s Bossy and not a country music singer—but maybe she paid to have her head dipped in bleach so she could look exactly like one. And imagine that this Bossy nee country music singer has just boarded an airplane, and it’s 10 pm, and this…
The Only Thing Standing Between Bossy And Her New Husband Is A Vagina. Or Two.
Because Bossy’s new Husband is a girl. She’s Rachel Maddow, but you can call her That Smartie Who Smacks-Down The Conservatives On MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann. Originally from California, Bossy’s new husband Rachel Maddow was a Rhodes Scholar who earned her political science doctorate from Oxford, even if she does look a little like Mary Lou…