Bossy’s computer is all: And Bossy’s VCR is all: And Bossy’s computer is all, “Hey VCR! You so stupid you brought a spoon to the Superbowl.” And Bossy’s VCR is all, “Really? Because you’re so stupid you thought a quarterback was a refund.” Not Yet, Goofs, It’s Next Week: Find Out About Yesterday’s Daylight Saving…
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Things That Make You Want To Drink Gin Straight From The Cat Bowl.
You are looking at Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, and according to today’s study in the Journal of the American Medical Association, deaths associated with these infections may exceed those caused by AIDS. In the past this bacteria often produced mild skin infections easily treated with penicillin. But because antibiotics have become over-prescribed for every little thing…
This Just In: Al Gore Wins For Biggest Face.
As anthropogenic greenhouse gas concentrations increase, and Earth’s near-surface air and ocean temperatures elevate, and the sea levels swell, and extreme weather events multiply, and the glaciers retreat, and the disease vectors shift, and agricultural yields change—Al Gore’s face expands. Read About This Little Known Global Warming Effect And How It Garnered The Deserving Al…