For the past two months whenever Bossy would spy this Presidential candidate’s lawn sign, she’d think there was something vaguely familiar about the guy’s name. And then one day she realized it was this: Oh what a different election it would be if RuPaul were on the ballot instead of Ron Paul. Which is why…
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Things That Make You Want To Drink Gin Straight From The Cat Bowl.
Dear Terrorists, So did you read the news today about how undercover investigators smuggled bomb-making components through security checkpoints at 19 different airports throughout the United States? Right? Just in case you’re still a bit unclear about how exactly you can pull this off yourself, the Government Are-You-Trying-To-Get-Us-All-Killed? Accountability Office put together this report of…
BOSSY MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY – Toenail Fungus.
Do you know what gets rid of toenail fungus? Dying.


